NoiseInsideMyHead

I swear I thought that read Golden Corral. In which case, find some kid named Buffet. Then put 'em all on a line during major penalties, for those 'all-you-can-eat' power plays.

Let me wrap my hands around that for a bit.

Specimen Cup, sponsored by Quest Diagnostics Nut Cup, sponsored by Planters Pup Cup, sponsored by Starbucks Solo Cup, sponsored by SOLO Cup Company Measuring Cup, sponsored by PYREX Padded Cup, sponsored by Maidenform

TNT with the whiff on FLA's fifth goal. Showing a highlight package when it happened. LOL!

Hope you're not sitting in your car in the driveway while scrolling.

Well, it's one for the money two for the show Three to get ready now go, cat, go But don't you step on my Sioux suede shoes.

Recruits from ND, Northern MN…gritty, tough, more blue collar than blue blood…flyover country. Is WMU the new UND?

That's a different type of portal entry, in a different region, and the seeds will definitely be scattered.

Something Jerry Sandusky might say.

There sure are a lot of M's in Fargo this weekend: western Michigan broncos Minnesota state (Mankato) Mavericks Minnesota gophers Massachusetts MinuteMen Guess I'll have some Skittles.

Minutemen always get their shot off quickly.

Mankato goalie just made 4 saves in the blink of an eye. Wow.

E I E I Go.

Have at it!

March Sadness.

"Bump in the slot." My V-chip just changed the channel on me.

On the plus side, they can keep icing it. It's been a strong suit.

Hope he doesn't lay a curd in net.

Does the press box at Baxter have paper walls? Or walls at all? Am hearing another broadcast in the background.

So, Belle Tire came out a little flat?

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Dude was smooth but in the wrong place at the wrong time, twice. Escaped mostly unscathed (but a lap down) after the first, taken completely out the second. No shame in the effort or his performance, but the - umm - talent gap on the track today was glaring. Still, a fun story.

Gonna be watching ARCA for the debut of popular YouTuber "Cleetus McFarland" (Garrett Mitchell). Guy is living practically every man's dream; toys galore for an overgrown kid.