ChrisUND1

Hawks 34 Sam 31

FYP

Sam Houston fans: we have more in common than you think. UND fans have watched your team (and if they are like me, cheered HEAVILY for SHSU) against NDSU in the playoffs. You let us down a few times!!!

Welcome. Care to explain why it is a "kat" instead of "cat"? Excited to see how our team stacks up against yours.

Kevin Nealon

In all seriousness...yes, let's see how they look against Sam Houston. I am optimistic!

I heard that Rudy has been constructing the ultimate slow play over the years. He has game upon game of vanilla, run up the middle plays on film. He has been in talks with the "Chuck the Pigskin" guy about becoming a special consultant to the staff to train them on different usage of the players. Rudy plans on opening up the playbook in a future game to completely take a team off guard and win big and create excitement for the fan-base. Early indicators suggest he is waiting for the next NDSU vs UND game. Stay tuned...

Prairie View had a back go for 245 yards on 21 carries against Sam Houston. A 5' 7" guy....

Final score: UND: $550,000 and a great experience for the entire team UW: $0 and a lot of hand-wringing about their season BEAT SAM HOUSTON!

Harris is back.

Gaskin has shown nothing thus far.

Good job D! UW coach pissed!

Harris isn't ready yet. Sit him.

Play action. Completed pass. NOT a jet sweep.

Colson Yankoff and....

Dylen Williams Tom Cruise

Trey Adams Teenage Marshall Eriksen from How I Met Your Mother

This thread is on FIRE!

Or...Justin Guarini

Exactly how I feel.

DeShon Williams Seneca Crane-Hunger Games

Jake Browning Alfred E. Neuman

Or...Cory from Pawn Stars

The original poster gets a few points for his decent troll job, but it is most definitely not the FBS level of trolling that I would expect from their fan-base.

Let's hope for a better 2nd half.