MafiaMan

Soooo...which one is it?

1967 called. They would like to contract the Pittsburgh Penguins and California Seals too.

C'mon, Dave, gimme a break...

That could have been our lunch had "Sundogs" been chosen, so I'll survive with pepperoni and Fighting Hawks just fine, thank you.

You want to trust Generation Snapchat with this project?

Ovechkin and the Capitals may as well be wearing Washington Generals jerseys when they play Pittsburgh in the playoffs...

Averaging .5 goals per game in his last two games... Do you ever play along with the joke or just pole-vault straight into super-serious mode every time?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES? YES!!

Damn...and Wilkie was ON FIRE at the end of last season!

Why are they preparing for dwindling attendance? Regional and Frozen Four weekends haven't changed at all.

I see what you did there...nicely done. I tweaked my post even more.

Breaking News out of Dickinson: http://www.thedickinsonpress.com/sports/blue-hawks/4264154-stanton-dsu-athletic-director-baseball-and-golf-programs-cut WOMEN'S GOLF HAS BEEN CUT AT DSU ! (along with men's golf and baseball but who cares?)

As much as I like their orange jersey, Edmonton's blues are WAY better.

So who picks up the tab when the claim turns out to be baseless?

Minnesota lawmakers would vote to shut down UMD in its entirety if it meant keeping Minnesota's women's program afloat.

Ever get the feeling that if Kennedy came out tomorrow and eliminated MEN'S hockey to bring back women's hockey, that there would be 209 people celebrating along with ESPN about a "victory" for female athletes all across the country.

Follow along, Sicatoka. Litigious vegetarians. That means they take care of animals.

That was meant as a little dig at the two fraternities. I was joking.

And yet the Sigma Chi and Sigma Nu houses avoid the wrecking ball?

Well, it is our home and native land...

The obviously started off with the US anthem first so my guess is the fans sang "O Canada" as well. That's pretty much standard practice in Canada anyways in the playoffs.

Microphone malfunction in Edmonton leads to 18,000+ fans singing the Star Spangled Banner. Thanks, Edmontonians. That was cool.

UND men's hockey: No national championship = total season failure. UND women's hockey: No NCAA playoff wins = premier women's hockey program.

Yep, it was DEFINITELY time to bust this one out again.

Sorry, ArchyAlum11, but the tri-color black outlined in white outlined in green on 3" letters doesn't really work for me.