Just a couple that popped into my head...
Sioux Stomp Eagles - Wicked Hahhhdd!
What's the difference between a baked potato and Bob Norton's Nose? No, really.
Boston Tea Party my ass!
Extinction coming for Eagles!
Boston Co--ege Eag-es. Knock the "L" out of them!
Kick'em in the junk!
Panzer was Robbed!
From the movie Stripes..."Ziskey rates the Eagles...they're pussies!"