The Sicatoka

No, she's a harsh mistress.

Who dressed that guy for that picture? Let's be clear: I'll never be confused with someone on the cover of GQ magazine but, good lord, it looks like he was wearing a decent shirt and blue jeans and someone said "We need a picture!" so he borrowed a suit coat from one person and a tie from another. If that's how he normally dresses, well, either (a) he needed the better job for better wardrobe, or (b) it's South Dakota (yeesh).

Midas. They do more than just brakes.

UMD keeps sending guys into the paint to run into goalies and doesn't face harsh ramifications.

How about just massive cases of on-ice explosive diarrhea.

Throw them in the CLink.

What's all this talk about ...

My national champ ... gone. Never trust a purple cow.

And it's official: Wolanin met the criteria to be on this roster last night.

stoney's in the lead right now because he called Gersich leaving and I didn't.

Here's a little factoid I was handed recently: Click the links to all the UND recruits on Brad Schlossman's blog. Every one of those Elite Prospects pages lists an arrival date for the recruit at UND, except one: Jackson Keane. EDIT: My source is in error. Jackson Kunz doesn't have it listed either. That's far enough out that it's not interesting right now however.

Bubs is a nice, likable guy. That said ... Bubs needs to confirm who the sheriff is. Skate or sit.

Is someone < cough Jim cough > going to enter picks from "The Schloss" and "The Coin" here so we can see how poorly they do against us-here genie-us-es?

First rule of fandom: Don't talk about fandom?

Seems in a few short minutes we'll have another defenseman qualified to add to this roster.

Um ... what? Future?

And why him at LB? He runs well. Why not safety?

Number 27. Yes, Number 27 in the country in goals scored per game. Under 3 goals per game. Yes, just 2.92 goals per game. That is not good enough. That's a team that can't recover from a miscue, a bad hop off the boards, or any of the other myriad of misfortune goals-against that happen during games. And that's even if you are Number 12 in fewest goals allowed per game (same link, scroll, 2.38 GAPG). Let's look at this another way: UND is scoring a half a goal (0.55) more per game than they give up. UMD? 0.90 more. SCSU? 1.18 more. DU? 1.26 more. All of them score more per game and two of the three give up fewer (SCSU at 2.49 is about even with UND at 2.38). The defense needs to at minimum hold serve (be as good as this season) and the offense needs to pick it up in 2018-19.

http://www.mlive.com/eagles/index.ssf/2018/03/no_plans_to_cut_football_at_ea.html EMU cut its softball, wrestling, women's tennis and men's swimming and diving programs on Tuesday. Next came the question: Why not cut football? Pretty simple, blunt answer: Before this week's cuts EMU sponsored 21 sports. They cut 4. Anyone else heard those numbers before? But here's the biggest "ouch" at EMU: The article is a good, and fairly short, read.

You take that; I'll bet the field.

If Mittelstadt was more than a wisp of a human being he'd be gone already. You have to wonder how tDon's departure is affecting his thoughts.

No. Be envious of Nashville.

You forgot to ...

I believe "rogue's gallery" is more befitting.