The Sicatoka

XGBoost? You just lost @Oxbow6and @MafiaMan.

We've had past success with former hoop big-men transitioning to TE.

One peanut butter and banana sandwich coming right up! Thank you. Thanyouverymuch.

Ibid. It's a good read.

Rent videos? Shoe repair? Dude, I know why you're missing committee meetings. You're trapped in 1978!

Let this be my formal notice of protest of the continuation of winter. Signed this 88th day of January, 2023.

"Tommy can't throw the deep ball!" Should he? Look at the distribution and completion percentages of NFL QBs. The majority of the passes are under 10 yards. The pros aren't throwing deep, and when they do ... After 10 yards the completion percent of PROS drops to under 50% and after 20 yards is 20%. I'm willing to bet a "heat map" of Tommy Schuster's UND career looks much like that NFL map. And that is smart, smart coaching, smart playing, smart performance on field. Source: https://grantland.com/the-triangle/pass-atlas-a-map-of-where-nfl-quarterbacks-throw-the-ball/ What else am I willing to bet? Danny Freund knows and understands this map better than any of us.

He walked out of a room full of Duluth fans into an empty hallway and the average IQ in each space went down.

You have strange dreams.

Quit bragging about how far ahead of @Oxbow6 you are.

Portal Haiku, by The Sicatoka I need a goalie. Also right shot defensemen, I need two of them.

And even that is giving you credit.

Your analogy, your allegory, makes no recognizable sense. If you mean "hockey stick graph" you're saying this program is in the flat phase before rocketing at an upward trajectory. I don't think you mean that. It wouldn't be you being you. Or are you claiming UND FB is a wooden stick in a land of composite wound carbon fiber. Danny Freund's offense would seem to dispute that. Or are you just upset that UND might have a sport other than FB at the top of the marquee. In that case, well, Don Henley can explain.

Catcher. Goalies. The wearers of the tools of ignorance. Disclaimer: I was the emergency catcher and emergency goalie. Words here about me and beach ball.

What's the "we" crap? I don't see you 'round the board room table studying "the white board of portals and roster management" and making recommendations and evaluations with @Wilbur, @stoneySIOUX, @Oxbow6, @MafiaMan, and @Blackheart. With me there's just six of us showing up, so we're getting tie votes. I'd rather, as board chair, only have to vote to break ties. Start showing up. And it's your turn to bring "refreshments". If you don't we're declaring your seat open and will be accepting nominations*. *Beware: @Godsmackis quietly lobbying using the words "Grain" and "Belt" as his campaign slogan.

Killing poor, unsuspecting electrons.

I remain patiently awaiting the news that Chrona's son will be his backup in goal for DU this fall.

Um ... what? Are you breaking some sort of news? We're moving from Bauer Vapors and CCM JetSpeeds to Home Of Economy leaf rakes? Manure pitch forks? If you mean a "hockey stick graph" I don't believe you understand what that means.

On a scale of 1 to firecracker that is ... DY-NO-MITE!

Coach Kenmore? Non-starter with me. This is the UND bowling coaching staff or I'm 100% against it. Non-negotiable.

My original posit was "drop baseball for lax" because the costs would wash out and the revenue would potentially be better. We no long have baseball to wash out a lax addition. The fiscals don't work.

If Cameron Berg pulled the pin on Omaha and lists White Bear Lake as his hometown me-thinks I smell one Rico Blasi a-foot.