farce poobah Posted July 8, 2007 Posted July 8, 2007 When Dave Hakstol goes to a little league game, NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, yells at the umpires. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 8, 2007 Author Posted July 8, 2007 Greg Shepard only apologized because the girl umpire was going to kick his butt. Quote
Big A HG Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 When Cary Eades watches a pot it boils immediately. Damn, I didn't know pots boiled! Quote
Marff Posted July 9, 2007 Posted July 9, 2007 The world is your oyster. For Joe Finley it's a small snack. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 10, 2007 Author Posted July 10, 2007 When TJ Oshie looks in the mirror he doesn't see a reflection. That's because there can be only ONE TJ Oshie. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 10, 2007 Author Posted July 10, 2007 When Pierre Lamoureux plays NHL07 the screen shows "You Win" and shuts itself off. Quote
siouxnami Posted July 10, 2007 Posted July 10, 2007 When Zach Jones walks up to a vending machine, it just gives him a soda and some money, then starts to tremble... Quote
The Whistler Posted July 11, 2007 Author Posted July 11, 2007 If Joe Finley were President, he'd protect the Secret Service. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 11, 2007 Author Posted July 11, 2007 Cary Eades has the heart of a Gopher. He keeps it in a jar on his desk. Quote
siouxforeverbaby Posted July 12, 2007 Posted July 12, 2007 Cary Eades has the heart of a Gopher. He keeps it in a jar on his desk. right next to the certain part (i think you can figure this out) of a Badger that he got in 1982. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 13, 2007 Author Posted July 13, 2007 Jim Archibald wasn't born, he was unleashed. Quote
Big A HG Posted July 13, 2007 Posted July 13, 2007 The Fighting Sioux continually have the fastest team in the NCAA from all the extra running they do trying to get away from the infamous Sioux Hockey Stalker. They only place they can avoid "The Stalker" is on the ice. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 13, 2007 Author Posted July 13, 2007 The Fighting Sioux continually have the fastest team in the NCAA from all the extra running they do trying to get away from the infamous Sioux Hockey Stalker. They only place they can avoid "The Stalker" is on the ice. I hope she doesn't get skates! Quote
The Whistler Posted July 14, 2007 Author Posted July 14, 2007 Jim Archibald once ran down a deer and killed it with a knife. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 16, 2007 Author Posted July 16, 2007 Strippers tip TJ Oshie. Umm, I'm not actually saying that he would go in a bar but if he did. OR if he went to a stripper bar in Canada the Canadian chicks would tip him and their money's even worth something now. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 16, 2007 Author Posted July 16, 2007 When Jim Archibald's wife was in labor he dropped her off at the hospital and went to practice. Quote
siouxnami Posted July 16, 2007 Posted July 16, 2007 Jeep's basic warranty no longer covers Greenes. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 17, 2007 Author Posted July 17, 2007 Jim Archibald once skated by the Gopher Bench in old Williams Arena and did a slapshot (slapped every player with his stick). At least that's what I've been told by an eyewitness. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 18, 2007 Author Posted July 18, 2007 What color is TJ Oshie's blood? Trick question because TJ Oshie does not bleed. Quote
The Whistler Posted July 19, 2007 Author Posted July 19, 2007 One bank did a commercial with Dave Hakstol in front of it. That bank hasn't been robbed since. Quote
siouxnami Posted July 19, 2007 Posted July 19, 2007 One bank did a commercial with Dave Hakstol in front of it. That bank hasn't been robbed since. And someone returned $25k that was stolen 3 years earlier... With an apology... Quote
The Whistler Posted July 20, 2007 Author Posted July 20, 2007 When Joe Finley was a baby he took candy from adults. Quote
Marff Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 The Canadian dollar is strong because Kyle Radke said so. Quote
Big A HG Posted July 23, 2007 Posted July 23, 2007 It's hotter than hell in Grand Forks because that's where I am. Quote
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