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A philosophy to live by.

Those penile implants must be a bitch to tuck into a Speedo when their 'too big'. :0;)

If a woman's breast with implants looks like she's carrying two volley balls, would a man with a penile implant look like he's straddling an oar? :)

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Those penile implants must be a bitch to tuck into a Speedo when their 'too big'. :0;)

If a woman's breast with implants looks like she's carrying two volley balls, would a man with a penile implant look like he's straddling an oar? :)

You know, Sioux-cia, sometimes I get tired of women treating men like sex objects.

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You know, Sioux-cia, sometimes I get tired of women treating men like sex objects.

No, MM, you got it all wrong! It's not about sex! ;) This is a sports forum after all! If one can play volleyball with a woman's implants, I can row a boat with a man's implant. Think how handy that would be if you were in the middle of a lake and your engine failed or you lost an oar!?! ;)

(hee, hee, hee)

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No, MM, you got it all wrong! It's not about sex! ;) This is a sports forum after all! If one can play volleyball with a woman's implants, I can row a boat with a man's implant. Think how handy that would be if you were in the middle of a lake and your engine failed or you lost an oar!?! ;)

(hee, hee, hee)

So it's like multi-purpose body parts? If that lovely German gal and I were onboard the Titanic, I could have held onto her PFD's and she could have used my oar to paddle us to Newfoundland?

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