MafiaMan

Well, the good news is, I stopped referring my illness from last week as the "Chinese Virus" and here we are on Monday morning and I'm feeling 100% better!

THE KING LIVES! Long live @NorthDakotaHockey !

Well, Cuomo’s a Democrat and a much better public speaker, so now it’s hip to be optimistic about things...

Cuomo/Trump 2024

Well, since it’s unbiased Vox we’re talking about...

Well, I’ve heard enough. Time for Bergum to authorize cyanide pills for every man, woman and child in the state. Clearly there is no way out of this.

How many recoveries that we don’t even know about? Oh, wait, I was told that despite not knowing much about the virus, we know that anyone afflicted who recovers faces a lifetime of health issues.

YOU’RE NOT PANICKING ENOUGH, CRATTER!

You’re a couple of years older than me, Ox...need me to pick up an extra bag of Depends for you while I’m out?

Dude...I’m 49. Four years younger than “elderly,” apparently.

Breaking news out of Bismarck... In response to seeing the numbers coming in out of New York, Governor Doug Burgum has called up the National Guard to seal off Reeder in order to safeguard the town’s residens.

I can only imagine southpaw’s reaction to Trump declaring Martial Law back in early February...

Good grief. I need to put my damn phone down and get outside.

Like this “top” NY surgeon... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8139779/Top-New-York-surgeon-warns-coronavirus-infections-peak-22-32-days.html ...who quotes none other than Lenin at the end of his speech.

I can’t tell those two apart...the shrillness is their voices is too similar.

That’s because Joy Behar wasn’t available. You know Joy, right? The woman who feels Joe Biden’s wife would make a great Surgeon General. (it was actually Whoopi who said that, not Joy)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/16/no-white-house-didnt-dissolve-its-pandemic-response-office/%3foutputType=amp

You forgot to mention that Hannity is trying to “shift the blame” for coronavirus onto the Chinese because he a racist! I know it’s every liberal’s fantasy that President Sanders issues executes Order 66 and authorizes the replacement of Fox News with American Pravda, but until then, please seek some help for that Trump Derangement Syndrome. Russia...Ukraine...coronavirus...give it up already. Even the tingle running up Chris Matthews’ leg is long-gone...

Bill de Blasio 2016-January 2020: “TRUMP’S A DICTATOR HELL-BENT ON RUNNING THE WHOLE COUNTRY HIMSELF!” Same guy 15 minutes ago: “TRUMP ISN’T DOING ENOUGH TO HELP US! WE NEED HIM TO LOCK THE COUNTRY DOWN AND DECLARE MARTIAL LAW!”

Hold up for a second...these moves were called xenophobic by Joe Biden, Democrats, and the news media...now you’re suggesting that it’s Trump’s fault because the “right” team would have resulted in the flights being stopped even SOONER? My head is literally whirling from the left wing spin cycle...

What’s today’s take on banning flights from China and Europe? Is it possible we could have MORE cases inside the US had these measures not been taken?

CNN reports that Russia is handling the coronavirus well... https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/21/europe/putin-coronavirus-russia-intl/index.html ...and we’ve officially jumped the shark. Putin shut down the 2,600 mile border with China on January 30th. Not long afterward, Trump wants to ban flights to the US from China. Coincidence? Get Stetler and Acosta on it! THIS is CNN.

I was told that UMD was banned from the tournament after it had been determined that a shipment of NDSU-football-supplied “Mountain Dew” had somehow found its way to the Duluth locker room...

I knew you’d go the route of “hey, they were qualified,” over what your other comment stated - “yes men.” Or women as was the case with Susan Rice.

I have Obama’s “wingman” Eric Holder and Susan “IT WAS A YOUTUBE VIDEO!” Rice holding for you on lines 1 and 2, respectively...