MafiaMan

Cuomo a week ago: WHY WON’T TRUMP GET ME THE VENTILATORS I NEED? THOUSANDS WILL DIE! Cuomo today: 86 the ventilators.

I’m just a dumb redneck who grew up in North Dakota...you’ll have to explain this better for me.

So now we’re comparing being stuck in an abusive relationship to smoking three packs a day or weighing 350 lbs? Or an elderly person with Alzheimer’s and dementia?

Sports Illustrated is down to once a month. I actually am happy about this as I often had no time to read it every week. The new magazine has more articles and I can relax and take my time with it before another one lands in my mailbox.

@NDSU82 will likely have the Fargo ones in-hand late tomorrow afternoon. I do not expect him/her to drive all over Fargo to deliver them to your doorstep. We’re not talking Maple Grove to Woodbury distances in the F-M area, so please be respectful as I appreciate him/her being willing to help out. I don’t have individual totals yet as I have yet to see the invoice myself. I will PM you with the amount owed when I receive the invoice and calculate individual amounts. Thanks again for your patience with this order.

27 residents under the age of 60, please follow along, Old Fella. Tell me more about these “long lasting effects” that we know of in this virus that we’ve had all of a couple of weeks/months to study. Tom Hanks recovered well enough to host Saturday Night Live...

Yea, because the risk of catching coronavirus while...[checks notes]...driving a 30+ mile loop in the badlands in your car or truck is so great. You run a bigger risk of having your vehicle dented by an angry buffalo!

Why stop there? Could be BILLIONS!

Well, he may not be a processing plant expert, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. “Trust the science” or something like that, right?

Right on. According to the model, there are probably...(checks notes)...490,000 unreported cases, right?

OK, hopefully I counted this correctly. I have 11 hats staying in Fargo for pickup: @Tbone - 2 black @fightingstew - 1 personalized black @Fader - 1 black 1 grey 1 green @SiouxFan100 - 1 black 1 green @streetsahead - 1 black @NDSU82 - 1 green 1 grey The rest are being boxed up and shipped to me.

Just think, had that Republican witch of a governor just shut down the entire state for a month, 1 or 2 of those 6 people might still be alive today.

I’m curious as to how long you think it would take before riots and looting occur in major cities when people can’t get a pound of hamburger or a loaf of bread...six months? Six weeks? I give it about six days.

So, dynato, at what point should Burgum activate the National Guard to round up the proletariat in Fargo, turn the larger homes in the area into “the people’s houses” and make any residence larger than 3BR’s an apartment building...housing 30 people each?

Brutal. I can only imagine if Forum owned the Ann Arbor Daily News, they’d probably hire a reporter for something called the “Buckeye Beat.”

HATS ARE DONE! I will be going over the list of Fargo pick-up vs being shipped to me in Wisconsin. If you want to avoid being charged extra for shipping and want your hat left in Fargo, let me know!

Stay in your lane, comrade! Next thing you know, your cell phone data will be tracked to trace your movement. Oh, wait...

I suppose they would have demanded some snazzy new banners be covered up...

Born to parents with no jobs...

Rumor has it that Ciskie took him out for a burger at Grandma’s and made his UMD pitch...but then DrunkHockeyGuy puked all over his lap and Tychonick decided Omaha was a better fit.

I would have suggested moving the Frozen Four to Engelstad Arena. Problem solved.

Clearly, these stats show that we need to ban ice cream sales nationwide until further notice until it can be deemed brain-freeze free and not harm anyone.

I am not belittling your situation in New York, keikla, but some perspective is needed in North Dakota. I am sorry for your co-workers’ loss. My parents are 75 and my dad is on oxygen full-time. This is a death sentence for him should he catch it. However, they have already told me that if this drags on for months, they will fully expect that their young grandkids come visit them and give them some hugs, coronavirus be damned.

I believe the same number of victims in ND died from coronavirus the other day as did those driving a tractor and being rear-ended by a semi-truck...

OK, so what happens when she runs out again this weekend?