MafiaMan

I'm revising my Tarasenko Cup-winning goal. After flying thru the air a-la Bobby Orr, he bounces up off the ice and rips off his Blues jersey to reveal...a #4 Bobby Orr jersey. Oh, and they win the Cup in TD Waterwhatevertheeff the stadium is called now.

Oh, I'm sure it'll get told again next March...

Certainly not my finest hour, was it?

If North Dakota ever plays at Yost Ice Arena again, I'd suggest you go. For obvious reasons though, I'll be staying away from there.

I'm envisioning a Blues/Bruins Stanley Cup Final with the series-winning goal being scored by Tarasenko, who gets tangled up in a stick and flies across the area right in front of Rask. Yea, make it happen, Blues. Make. It. Happen.

i had the wrong Minnesota down on my calendar for Thanksgiving...groan. It's Gophers over Thanksgiving, Mavericks in October. I had it the other way around.

Oh, are we going to the hockey games too, @Blackheart ?

The caravan of Sioux fans down Highway 169 will be back in force this coming October!

So you’re saying it was a “must purchase” situation, eh?

So what happens when the next nickname vote doesn’t go the way you wanted it to?

“Well, I don’t have any actual coaching experience per se, but I have been actively advising the team on SiouxSports.com since 2001...”

Well, DrunkHockeyGuy put in a good word for him with the higher-ups, so, yea...

The box is the Stanley Cup Finals. The baby kitten is the Boston Bruins. The mama cat is the Carolina Hurricanes. Yea, we at SiouxSports.com can pretty much turn ANYTHING into something hockey-related.

@SiouxHawkGuy 4 @lawkota 5 @ksl_sioux4ever 4

Just kidding. Was holding out for 50. Been a little busy trying to put the house back together and haven't checked in with the person making the raffle items. If I snag a few more than 50, I'd likely pull 4 winners out of the hat instead of 3, too.

Eleventy billion.

"Real fans" would just hire a full-time nanny to take care of the kids while their parents attend both home AND away games.

Check your cis white male privilege at the door!

You know what would make Heidi very UN-popular with the native tribes in ND? Bringing up the nickname issue again.

The extra charge is due to the fact that 3-4 times per game, a Minnesota-uniformed player will collapse on the ice and clutch his face for 45 seconds, at which point Super Chexx will remove an opposing player and banish him from the game. The “injured” Gopher player will be reinstalled just in time for the start of the ensuing 5:00 power play.

I’ll see you on the broomball rink next winter, Mr. Golden Broom.

Well, that particular stretch of sidewalk I can run in under 4 minutes...

I’m not sure I could run a hundred yards that fast...

Wait, @Goon has some athletic talent in his immediate family? Did those genes skip over him? I think further genetics analysis is needed...