If you haven't been to one of these brunches, you have missed out on good grub, ROTFLMFA stories and the chance to meet the men and women behind siouxsports.com handles whose posts have entertained, enlightened, outraged or baffled you for years. MafiaMan does a great job arranging things at the Hogg. He will pull back the curtain on the infamous Platinum Fox pilgrimage during the Columbus Frozen 4 with very little prompting. Bring the kiddies and be prepared to cover their ears during the juiciest bits of badinage. Yes, "badinage." That's a word; look it up. Hope to see you there for the final Final 5 brunch ever. Good times.