The Sicatoka

In all seriousness, Mussman should resign but that would cause him to not get paid. He'll hang on, get fired, and get what due in the contract. Let's hope that's tomorrow.

Brooks Bollinger.

I only bring up Berg because our young coordinators are out of their depth without a senior, strong mentor. Honestly, I don't know if the NCAA requires any special training or certification to be a head coach in Division I. If not, name Berg the interim and give him the power to cut guys off the team immediately. He's seen way more from the press box than he'll say on the radio. I don't know it, but I know it. If it does, seriously, name Ashley Hardee or Brad Berry the interim. Yes, I'm serious.

Can we change that to next week?

That's why I brought the name up.

In closing, Mannausau is looking smarter by the minute.

Glad to see geaux_sioux has seen the light. Don't you wish he'd have been cut loose before the bye? You put the senior assistant in charge unless you have someone locally who is NCAA certified to be interim head coach. Does Mike Berg have the right qualifications for the interim title?

I win ... Unfortunately.

You are correct, but when senior management sees middle management not doing the job they should step in.

Well, at least he sees a problem and is acting. Let's hope he fixes the primary sideline issue.

Touché.

He can get you a better rate if you combine home and auto insurance. Oh. Wait. He'll be saying that soon enough.

Traction? That implies friction or resistance. They are grease in Kirk's axle.

Can we fire him before the third quarter starts?

Why wait until Monday. Send it tonight. Fire him tomorrow.

Glenn Caruso.

42-7 at half. When I said fire after the Montana game and use the bye week to get an interim in place nobody listened.

Ah, Grasshopper, before I can answer you must first answer: Black stovepipe or yellow stovepipe? 1979 was great: Bucs come back from down 3-1 to win the Series, and against that Orioles starting rotation no less.

Seems fair. The UND Defense leaves opposing offenses alone ...

Hold séance; hire Lombardi.

Which was better? A) Tekulve's throwing motion (at about 2:00 and 2:50 of this) or B) the old Pittsburgh Pirates uniforms (including the stovepipe hats)

Kalen DeBoer would probably apply.

You can't mention sidearmers without mentioning Kent Tekulve.

Plus there's now talk of the NCAA taking on a confederation structure, where each sport would set its own minimums (scholarships, schedules, etc.) for level of play. That's very different from today's structure. Someone in the past, on this site, talked about a "cafeteria plan" approach to sport alignments which is exactly like a confederation structure. Not to pat myself on the back too hard but I bet you can guess which poster that was.

Carlos is Charles. I might have given you credit at "Chuck" but instead you get <facepalm>.