The Sicatoka

True or False: The NHL off-season starts in 6 hours.

Honestly, he'd have taken a run at it, but college hockey has changed so much* that I think that Hrkac record (46-70-116 in 48 games) will stand for quite a while. *Larger goalie pads, shot blocking, defensive schemes in general, and overall lower scoring.

Hammer, if you're looking for someone here to argue Kelley ran UND's finances wonderfully, well, you'd better have a whole bunch of free time to look.

Schmaltz information: https://theathletic.com/2016/06/07/blackhawks-nick-schmaltz-prospect/

It's a running gag. Rick and PCM ... and if you don't see PCM as old, now YOU ... are old.

The first time I'd ever heard the name "Sidney Crosby" was in a private conversation with two really, really old guys named Rick and PCM. That was before Rick ever put the name out here. OK, really, really, really, really old guys.

Who would they play? Not GFC or GFRR or EGF or G/PR. Or their JVs. Delta Tau Delta? GF Aviators? GF Sugarkings or Wheatkings?

So the MVFC and the Pioneer league are football pimples on the MVC elephant's butt? OK, pimples might be a bit small and trivializing. Puss filled cysts?

Ed is a former Republican Governor. McFeely is clearly smarter in all things ... in his mind. The problem? McFeely heard what Ed had to say here: McFeely knows deep inside that Ed is right but can't fathom that someone would dare say it.

The 2055 World Cup of Hockey Semi-Finals: Brazil v India China v Saudi Arabia (I still can't believe the Chinese knocked out the Jamaicans on Jamaican home ice.)

How about somebody showing some taste around here. Fine. I'll cover it.

I thought all full members of the B1G had to participate in FB.

So the unranked, 4-2 three-way tie-break winner from the < direction > hosts the top five ranked, 6-0 winner of the < other direction >?

Uh ... well ... um ... yes.

Sounds easy. Who gets the Week 7 home games. Now it gets tricky ...

Because people assume others post in the tone they post with.

Schlossman is predicting: Jost, Hoff, Smith, Yon, and Bowen (as a swingman at F or D) Poolman, Johnson, and Peski http://undhockey.areavoices.com/?p=103264

Yeah, he's gone full Gopher. Never go full Gopher.

PIT 8 and PIT 12 were BC Eagles. Just no. PIT 81? He did his time in pergato ... I mean Toronto. PIT 62 either needs to adjust that shield down to cover his nose or just take it off.

I'm good with PIT 7 winning another. Now as far as PIT 8, 12, uh ... no. Just no.

Grandma's home-made pickled beets ... mmmm ...

North Dakota is to college hockey what Kentucky is to college basketball -- 8 time NCAA national champions.

I thought ... Poolman: taking four pucks in one penalty kill shift

The Hennessy question was answered correctly. http://undhockey.areavoices.com/?p=103170 It seems that Learfield has recently bought out SME (the company doing the rebranding of UND Athletics). http://forum.siouxsports.com/topic/23239-learfield-acquires-sme/#comment-872223

From their press release: Not bad to be listed in that company or press release.