The Sicatoka

Don't hang the curve ball Oxbow. I had the slam all typed in and then thought better and replaced it with this.

Ackbar Alert! Ackbar Alert!

Uh ... with whom. A high level internal meeting? Send a subordinate to do the interview and explain why no Jones. A high level meeting with the NCAA about logistics? Send a subordinate to do the interview and explain why no Jones. Frankly, you send a subordinate to the interview with Jones in case Jones tips over in front of the microphone.

My ID worked. I wonder if you showed up with the credit card used to buy them ...

Geez, I threw that batting practice curve ball and it took two hours for someone to smack it. This place must've had the OT hangover.

Quite a few assumptions in there, jacks. I'll wait for the announcements.

We've been burning through the rainy-day fund and pulling profits from BoND. So, we've tried the "revenue" side of the equation; it might be time to look at the "expense" side. http://bismarcktribune.com/news/state-and-regional/north-dakota-lawmakers-get-bad-news-in-revenue-forecast/article_ab9369e2-5f12-5bff-82ff-7a430a34dcfc.html

UNO@WMU tied at second intermission.

Now Army with the double tap: It's 3-3. <-- They must've watched the tape of the third of SCSU@UND from last night.

And of course Army answers. 3-2 'hurst.

Yup. Mercyhurst with a double-tap*. *Two in two minutes or less.

How long before "cool" is grey uniforms and helmets.

You watching? NCHC.tv?

And Q'pac makes it 3-0.

Some guys are dumb enough to go without those.

Omaha feed for UNO@WMU: http://player.listenlive.co/52381

Yeah, but "Pony" is pretty solid.

Any word on Hoff's status?

More seriously, do any of these remaining games today have big ramifications for UND's PWR?

At this point I'd take a "Law and Order" episode. But a good one. Keep the SVU crap, and the L&O LA disaster. Give me something solid like an original L&O with Det. Lenny Briscoe or an L&O CI with Det. Bobby Goren. Heck, I'll take a CI with Det. Zach Nichols. It's pretty bad when I'll take a Nichols episode. That said, I won't take any SVU. Heck, give me a binge marathon of "Homocide: Life on the Streets" and we'll call it square. Det. John Munch was at his "tin foil hat" best on that. "If I was kiddin' you, I'd be wearing a fez ... and no pants." -- Det. Lenny Briscoe

Are ANY of these games on the eleventy-billion and two channels I have available to me?

And instead give up the shorty. 1-1 UNO and WMU

Alternative solution to diving: A diving call is not a minor penalty; you are just required to play the rest of the game without a protective cup.

I don't put this on MIN I think CHI had two things happen: - Capt. Serious is recovered from the injuries that slowed him down to start the season - the calendar hit February 15 and the CHI team leaders took it out of auto pilot

Psychotic... but absolutely right.