The Sicatoka

Z is good to go; K has to sit the year.

Not paying attention with 4000 pounds hurtling down the street at 40 mph?

I say texting and driving is no different than brandishing a firearm in a room full of people.

So ... Gornall hangs in there and makes the gameday lineup during the second half of last season. Now, having figured out what it takes, and with all these new freshmen, he's making for the door? Does that say more about Gornall or the level of skill of the incoming freshmen.

I've got $100 that says that ain't happenin'.

Talk about a Friday afternoon, slip it past the news cycle, press release. Sheesh. What's the old one-liner? The NCAA is so mad at UNC that they're putting Winston-Salem State on probation for three years.

That's a whole new level of cynicism and snark even for you.

Yeah ... Bowzer ...

If Tyson Jost was 6'1" he'd belong in the NHL. He's not. He should be in college for one more year to develop physically. Instead, expect to see that scary image at least once more this season. And let's hope it doesn't affect his overall development.

Every time I see a "10 items or less" sign I cringe.

Masterfully played. Bravo.

No, that's 10 fewer players than Wisconsin. If you can count it it's "fewer"; if not, it's less. I gave away a cup of coffee so I have one cup fewer; so now I have less coffee grounds available for brewing. (I can count cups of coffee but not coffee grounds.) The preceding was brought to you as an attempt to save MafiaMan's grammar mind.

Nope. You do the stupid you get the package deal.

If you want to get you have to give, so, with that spirit in mind: Sure, make them all legal; however, - drive under the influence of any previously controlled substance (including alcohol) and kill someone with your car is death penalty offense - commit any felony with any previously controlled substance in your BAC and you jump up one level in penalties (including life in prison going to death) So ... who's in?

At North Dakota they get playing time ...

I’m kinda liking the VGK home uniform. The grey helmets are way better than expected. It’d be an interest pattern to follow for a college for a third uniform ...

Per @UNDFootball360 tweet: Allow me to explain that for the FB novices: Ouch.

He and Kawaguchi seemed to read plays the same way. Must be a BCHL thing.

Sincere question: At what point* does UND start Studrud but bring in Zimmerman or Heidelbaugh for game reps with this offense to see if they are the next QB? *Meaning how many more losses. **You don't bring in Boltmann this season as it would burn a playing season. Not sure if Ketteringham is eligible yet after his transfer.

Tom Miller with an honest assessment.

The bad news: UND is decimated by injuries and will most likely have to run the table to have a remote shot at post season. The good news: Some guys who would be getting first game reps are juniors are now getting them as redshirt freshmen. Experience, and the coaches seeing what they really have earlier in the recruiting cycles, isn't a bad thing*. *What stinks is how we got it.

Young Mr. Kawaguchi seemed to draw the ire of the Bisons. By my observation the lad may have a bit of "Marchand" to him.

The levels of replay .... - "Yup. There's the proof. Call on the play was wrong. Overturn it." - "Uh ... wow, that's close. Let's look one more time. ... Wow that's close. I can't tell. That doesn't show anything one way or the other. Call stands." - "Why are we reviewing this? Call was correct."