A UND Grad. meets an NDSU Grad. herding sheep.
UND Grad.: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
NDSU Grad.: "Dogs don't talk."
UND Grad: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
NDSU Grad.: (Look of shock!)
UND Grad.: "Is this guy your owner?" (pointing at the NDSU Grad.)
Dog: "Yep."
UND Grad.: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
NDSU Grad.: (Look of total disbelief)
UND Grad.: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
NDSU Grad.: "Horses can't talk."
UND Grad.: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
NDSU Grad.: (Extreme look of shock!)
UND Grad.: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the NDSU Grad.)
Horse: "Yep."
UND guy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good. He rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a barn, to protect me from the weather."
NDSU guy: (Look of total amazement)
UND guy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
MooU guy: "Sheep lie." !!!