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http://www.twincities.com/sports/ci_24006948/gophers-hockey-mens-womens-doubleheader-at-tcf-bank Ohio St is going to have the name of the field changed to THC Bank Stadium in honor of their new jerseys.

I do appreciate a good bloody stool and dehydrated pee after a long week.

Any word on attendance last night?

Factor in the curve and that's an A at Moo U.

But he reads at an 8th grade level. He's quite gifted.

I don't disagree with that. I just felt the need to point out that UND and Midco lied when they tried to reassure everybody that they'd still get to watch the games. Also, although I wasn't originally talking about Cable One, are Cable One and Midco competing against each other right now for any customers?

I wasn't talking about Cable One. Anyways, I thought I remembered Midco saying they weren't going to screw everyone over by charging way more than UND did for the games, but apparently they lied. If/when you get Midcontinent you'll see that they're not really better than Cable One. Sure they'll give you a nice, cheap introductory rate to get you to sign up, but after a year you'll be paying double that.

Does the entire family tell you that their murderous sibling has been through enough and to just leave them alone? Or do they say "I'm ashamed of what my sibling did"

I have heard from representatives of some cable companies that Midcontinent is being very difficult to work with for companies that they are competing against or plan to compete against in the near future.

I really hope this doesn't get drawn out that long. I can already see Mussman attempting to switch QBs each series......

Bresciani is too busy trying to cover up his own misdeeds.

And I was able to just copy and paste UNDColorado's. Hopefully it all works out. I really want to win the BigSkyChallenge this year after coming close last year .

Based on what I've been able to find so far, they started their team in 2009 and just completed transition into FBS. They play in the Sun Belt Conference and got slaughtered by Cal Poly in 2011. I see they lost their last game last year to Hawaii (3-9) by 2 touchdowns. So I guess I can see why people are picking against them. Anyways, I'm going with Thursday 8/29 Southern Utah @ S. Alabama Valparaiso @ North Dakota Monmouth @ Montana State Sac State @ San Jose State E. Oregon @ Portland St Friday 8/30 NAU @ Arizona Saturday 8/31 UC Davis @ South Dakota Langston @ Northern Colorado Eastern Washington @ Oregon State San Diego at Cal Poly SFA @ Weber State App St @ Montana

Does anybody know anything about South Alabama? I see they're a relatively new team but they're also FBS..... just curious what pushed some of you to pick Southern Utah (who lost their NFL qb).

Jail the bison Jail the bison Jail the biiiison down in Cass Coaches speeding, players pleading Jail the biiiison down in Cass

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I believe so.

I recall certain members of the 80s teams admitting to the use of steroids. Again, if you don't think any of the current members of the team use/have used steroids then you're naive. Also, where was it stated the song had to be about ndsu players getting in trouble? The things they did get in trouble for are simply the most well-known, so that's why they'd be pointed out first. Jail the bison Jail the bison Jail the biiiison down in Cass That hot girl was out of Beck's league Jail the biiiison down in Cass Jail the bison Jail the bison Jail the biiiison down in Cass Beck was a mess, resisting arrest Jail the biiiison down in Cass

I'm fully aware some former UND players were busted for steroids, doesn't make it any less valid to include "steroid users" in the song. If you think there aren't former AND current ndsu football players who use/have used steroids then you're just naive.

Jail the bison Jail the bison Jail the biiiison down in Cass Narcotic dealers, street sign stealers Jail the biiiison down in Cass. Or perhaps "steroid users, girlfriend abusers." But maybe we shouldn't poke fun at abuse

This presents us with the opportunity to make a PG version of the F*&#$ the bison/gophers song. Jail the bison Jail the bison Jail the biiiison down in Cass Petition signers, drunken fighters Jail the biiiison down in Cass.

Goon moonlights as an NSA analyst.

Oh woops, didn't look at the date you made the original post.