Funny you should mention the X...true story...a couple of years ago, I'm waiting in line between periods to use the urinal. A guy in another row in front of me gets up to the urinal, cell phone in one hand and hot dog in another. Too busy to hang up, apparently, he puts his hot dog ON TOP OF THE URINAL, does his business while talking on the phone, then grabs the hot dog, takes a bite, and without washing his hands, leaves the restroom. I swear, about 30 guys just about puked.