MafiaMan

Not too shabby!

I'm coming around on Johnboy...he doesn't wear green and gold glasses all the time, unlike some of these other bozos who think the only teams that can hold a candle to the NDSU Bison are the 1972 Dolphins and the 1985 Bears.

My ears are buzzing...don't disappoint me like the Western Michigan camo/USA flags hot jersey mess...

Haven't looked this bad since last year's British Columbia exhibition fiasco...

New Jersey Institute of Technology...Eastern Michigan...and now SMU. Is it baseball season yet in Ann Arbor?

...and no one knows "stupid" like Jesse Ventura!

Agreed. The Bison are on another impressive run. Congratulations, Bison and NDSU fans...enjoy another trip to Texas.

Mac gets the gate for a CFB...TH adamant that that it's the worst call he's ever seen in his life.

2011BisonAlumni has him at #2 on his NFL draft board just behind Marcus Mariota of Oregon...

As opposed to this? "Hey, how about 'those who stay will be champions'?" "I dunno...doesn't Michigan already use that?" "Who cares? Bo's dead." "Works for me."

Did you see the Bison fan in the yellow shirt reading "Shock the Bearkats" - complete with the "shocker" fingers. All class, all the time.

Throw in the discounts NDSU football players get at Best Buy and the excellent education they receive in the election/ballot measure process and legal system/courtroom process in North Dakota and yea, it's apparent UND has some catching up to do in terms of its appeal to recruits.

The Pooh Bear jerseys, LOL! HIDEOUS!

13 seconds into the game and there's no score. Why can't Hak get the players up for these games?

7:37 pm face-off?

UND requested and received permission from Bill Wirtz to use the Blackhawks logo...I'm sure NDSU folks chatted with the family of Bo Schembechler before choosing to borrow one of the most famous college football lines ever...

You cracked the code, Oxbow6 - I'm secretly the Nevin Shapiro of NDSU football. In fact, I've informed President B that I want to get rid of the "those who stay will be champions" slogan in favor of something new and edgy. Tonight, NDSU players will take the field while emerging out of a cloud of smoke, hands shaped in the form of a 'U,' and a new slogan will be introduced: All about the (S)U! Whaddya think?

So the Panthers beat the Capitals in the shoot-out last night - it took 40 shooters and 20 rounds to decide the outcome. A total farce... Somewhere around shooter 9 or 10, the Florida broadcast announcer blurts out "what a game!" Game? That's about as much of "the game" as a home run hitting contest is to real baseball.

Again with the gif copying...glad I can help you be funny, LOL.

LOL, thanks, appreciate that a lot. While you're at it, can you also grab my leopard-print Snuggie, leather mask, gag ball, horseshoe, Michigan football helmet, and my bottle of Super Glue too? I already know what you're gonna say...don't ask.

Doggonit...I think I left my green ones at your sister's apartment again...

Oh please. We all know most NDSU fans like yourself would prefer to rip out their own kids' fingernails with a pliers rather than see UND win a championship in any sport, especially football. The amount of time you spend here speaks volumes about how much you supposedly couldn't care less about UND...

Interesting, because noted Jewish Holocaust historian Martin Gilbert actually gave credit to Pius XII for various actions that saved the lives of many Jews and that Nazi bigwigs referred to the pope as a "mouthpiece" of Jewish criminals...

Oh, I know that Jimbo and Billy Ray Bob from down south make easy targets, but you're aware that upwards of 90% of African slaves were actually exported to the Caribbean and South America - and not Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia. Or are you?