MafiaMan

That’s not quite how it works... Losses to #30 (Colorado College), #34 (Bemidji State), #44 (Omaha) and #52 (Canisius College TWICE) pretty much ruin everything positive about beating the #1 team at home once.

3rd Star of the Game: the chef who put together SCSU's Friday night post-game spread.

Yep - that was amusing.

Boy have expectations changed around here...

Go figure...tight game in Minneapolis...and out come the mystery penalties against the visiting team.

“especially in the Pairwise...” Moving from 22nd to 20th. Contrast that with the Canisius drop.

Better re-check those numbers...

Yea...the old TKE house!

HOLY GFHOCKEY, BATMAN!

Sig Ep didn’t exist in my time at UND. Are they in the old TKE house next to Kappa Sigma?

Cue an SCSU goal with anywhere from 12 to .6 seconds left...

A split at home isn’t exactly a reason for a ticker-tape parade down University Avenue on Monday...

Mind your own feifdom, Cratter!

MEANIES!

Surfing. Surfing. The word is surfing. I let it go twice already, but now my OCD is in hyperdrive.

To be fair to Berry, it’s sometimes hard to string together an explanation on anything while dealing with the distraction of Hennessy humping his leg like a two year old Golden Retriever.

I’ve lit into players on my team for doing just that.

Resulting in a money shot of goals?

The fact that fans even try to justify losing not once but TWICE to Canisius College really speaks volumes about how far the program has sunk in just three seasons. It’s Titanic-esque.

I’d watch tonight’s game but I’ll be busy with the new Salt and Ice Challenge I saw on snapchat.

We’ve officially established that the Twitter account of Brad E. Schlossman is really a parody account run by Tim Hennessy, right?

Pssst...it’s called “sarcasm.”

I’ll take “Snowball’s Chance in Hell” for $500, Alex.

Well, if Canisius College can pull it off, so can St Cloud State!