MafiaMan

A split at home isn’t exactly a reason for a ticker-tape parade down University Avenue on Monday...

Mind your own feifdom, Cratter!

MEANIES!

Surfing. Surfing. The word is surfing. I let it go twice already, but now my OCD is in hyperdrive.

To be fair to Berry, it’s sometimes hard to string together an explanation on anything while dealing with the distraction of Hennessy humping his leg like a two year old Golden Retriever.

I’ve lit into players on my team for doing just that.

Resulting in a money shot of goals?

The fact that fans even try to justify losing not once but TWICE to Canisius College really speaks volumes about how far the program has sunk in just three seasons. It’s Titanic-esque.

I’d watch tonight’s game but I’ll be busy with the new Salt and Ice Challenge I saw on snapchat.

We’ve officially established that the Twitter account of Brad E. Schlossman is really a parody account run by Tim Hennessy, right?

Pssst...it’s called “sarcasm.”

I’ll take “Snowball’s Chance in Hell” for $500, Alex.

Well, if Canisius College can pull it off, so can St Cloud State!

Hey, get your own material!

1 game left vs St Cloud State. 2 at DU. 2 at Western Michigan. Anyone have UND at anything better than 1-5 in their last 6 before the Bulldogs march into Forks?

The W’s will take care of themselves...but I’m starting to lose sight of them because all the L’s are blocking my view.

More black jersey nights?

LOL. I’m sure you felt the same way about Doug and Frank calling Gopher games back in the day on FSN...Gophers lose 9-2, but somehow two of the three “Stars of the Game” would be Minnesota players.

I said that 0-8 in the upcoming stretch of games was a very real possibility. Last night’s results did nothing to change my mind. This season will end with a aub .500 record. Book it. But, hey, it’s all good because of 2016, right?

You and I just need to relax, GDPritch! It’s a “process,” remember?

100% correct. The elephant in the room known as “puck luck.” That’s what you mean, right?

Glass half full...meet glass half empty. At 12 wins and 11 losses (and 1 tie), I’ll go with Oxbow6’s take here.

You know what would be even MORE interesting? This message board right now if Hak was still the coach of the team.

I just hope nobody arranges the warm-up pucks on UND’s bench in the shape of an ‘L’ tomorrow night...