Shawn-O

BURN!

GET YOUR A$$ DOWN HERE! You sure you're kitchen pass is good for a trip like that?

Actually, it's wise to get good and ripped for lunch with Mazocco and tDon.

True, but still, that was great advice.

As Mike Tice once said, "ENJOY....THE SEASON!"

Starting out at Jax, will be heading to Sally's and/or Stub and Herbs before the game.

I hit four home runs in whiffle ball game once. It's been downhill ever since.

Remember Columbus, when Danny, Ry-Ry and Co. we're scared to go into corners by the 2nd period. 'nuff said. 21 HOURS 32 MINUTES UNTIL THE PUCK DROPS!!

Whenever someone's being a human punching bag, Minnesota is always involved.

Blais.

If they'd just keep people out of the aisles while play was going on, the other B.S. would be tolerable. HEY, THERE'S A GAME GOING ON HERE!!

It would be very Trent Dilfer-esque.

Thanks for the updates. Any word on Brackins?

They sound like a couple of live wires. It's a hockey game, not a dang church service.

The Sioux have managed to cobble at least two points together in that building for as far back as I can remember. This season will be no exception.

Good ol' Chris Harrington in the mix again. I love it when Briggs gets that deer in the headlights expression, and kind of shakes his head back and forth real fast. What was Danny Irmen yelling?

The Colts comeback was a beautiful thing. Did you guys see the monk after the game? He barely shook Peyton's hand, and had about five words to say to Solomon Willcotts during the postgame interview. He was madder than than a one-legged waitress workin' at the IHOP!! Geez.

Yes, get your Kelly Green and White on, and leave the purple in the closet. I will be leaving the Crusader flip-flops at home.

Agreed. The big parking slab will be a mess due to the new football stadium. What I think you want to do is park at the Holiday Inn Metrodome ramp (a couple of bucks) and take the Sgt. Preston's fun bus to the John. That's your best bet.

I'd like a Colts-Saints Bowl. Will you be cheering for Archie's boy today, too? I think this is the day they break through and finally hand Belichek his a$$.

Hey, what's that doing there? COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! Nice one, Sagard. Here's to a great weekend of hockey coming up...Cheers!

This week on Dr. 90210, Mama Vanelli's baby boy stops in for his nose realignment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsVzWFE3UmI WOOOO!! THAT'S IT BRIGGS, THAT'S IT, KELLEN....WOOOO!! I love it when Briggs gets that dumbfounded, sort of hang-dog look after a goal.

I'm here, and the flamethrower is gassed up and ready to go!