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A good thing.

I should have specified good satire. I freely admit to a lot of bad satire, which is not worth anyone's time unless they have too much of it.

No, please don’t turn literal on us; we get enough of that. Satire, irony, nuance— all forms of indirect humor or sarcasm are refreshing and welcome.

Good to hear, and welcome back. I assume you've been passing some debris pieces since the removal?

In its last 6 games, BU has given up a shyt-ton of goals (average of something like 4.5). Nobody has scored more than 2 against DU yet this season. But, as many have pointed out, DU's competition has been mediocre. As many have also been saying (over and over), however, UND plays like garbage most of the time, with limited and misleading stretches of competency. Can they beat DU? I suppose it is theoretically possible. It would help if UND were a religious school.

Tuesday. Still 3 more days to believe DU can be beaten by a sorry bunch of grindahs who don't know how to play a full 60.

Stiga hockey with 5 min periods using a windup kitchen timer. Intense fun. That pass from the winger to the center crashing the goal was the key. D man had to play that just right or the winger would put a backhand shot on goal.

That discussion will take place mostly in the urinal lines.

We can all meet between periods and talk statins and pill dispensers.

No way Berry’s Bunglers beat a Carle-coached team unless Carle intentionally loses so his team doesn’t win the dreaded Penrose Cup.

Yeah, well, it's pretty widely known among well-informed college hockey watchers that Sandy spikes the visitors' water bottles. He knows his job's on the line, so he does whatever is necessary, from stealing top GF Central recruits to spiking water bottles. Some say it all started when he became close friends with gfhockey, who spikes everything, including his milk of magnesia.

Sandy can't continue being a loser--he's too much of a coaching genius. Dogs will be up 15 early in the third before the hosts show mercy and go straight time. He's that good.

I'll bet they can only get canadian money, where a quarter ain't worth a dime . . .

Emery seems to have some fire in his belly.

Ironic that some here are eager to judge the season now yet claim they won't judge the season after the last conference game has been played, including conference playoffs. The banner is the only real metric.

Not able to watch, but T.H. seems to think UND has played pretty well. But three goals allowed on the first 5 shots . . .

works for me

Denver has too much talent and good coaching to hit a wall when they start playing tougher teams (UND). But they would probably not have the record they have had they played UND's opponents. One thing, though. Carle is smart enough to let his boys drop one or two against UND to make sure they don't win the Penrose, something Berry hasn't figured out yet.

But you are comfortable with mediocrity and refuse to be critical.

They definitely should

I don't care who we lose to in conference if it helps us lose the Penrose. I can finally see that it's just a Rope-a-Dope tactic by messrs Carle and Sandelin.

gfhockey is on his way to Cowichan Bay as we speak to get him to decommit and choose Duluth. Has to hitch hike, though, so we have 4 or 5 days.

Not your bad. i just have a hard time being literal. Still the immature bonehead.

What does a guy have to do; identify satire in bold?

No kidding. Something about this sucks.