the Oshie cranked a slap shot so hard that his stick broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
the Oshie has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2006 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
I didn't think it was possible, but I am now dumber having read this...we'll all know the details when it actually happens...unless of course you know a guy who knows someone, blah, blah, blah..
Here's a couple ideas for the shirts...
Welcome Donny Crap-Sack
Gofers=Mankato Rejects
and my personal favorite...Kill Whitey (I wonder if Myles Brand would wear one)