the Oshie has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 2006 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
I didn't think it was possible, but I am now dumber having read this...we'll all know the details when it actually happens...unless of course you know a guy who knows someone, blah, blah, blah..
Here's a couple ideas for the shirts...
Welcome Donny Crap-Sack
Gofers=Mankato Rejects
and my personal favorite...Kill Whitey (I wonder if Myles Brand would wear one)
it used to bother me that they didn't show PP time, but then I thought, "hey, this is free!" How lucky am I that I can watch the Sioux game here in hockey wasteland? (MSP)