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Oh, it's official. I'm authorized.

Q: What do you call the person who graduates last from Med School? A: Doctor.

Or 63% of respondents give it a passing (D or higher) grade. Someone once said, "The fastest way to make nobody happy is to try to make everybody happy". I'll say it again: There were a lot of things to gripe about in the process. Undoubtedly. But, now we're griping about strictly internal matters. We are NOT griping about how and when the NCAA will sanction UND or who'll be next to not schedule UND or what next event will be blown out of proportion and blamed on a logo. As a bonus, Leigh Jeanotte and his crew's soap box was removed. I may not find the new nickname or logo as inspiring as they could be, but I still smile a smile when I see it thinking about how it's better than all the NCAA/schedule/political/bad PR problems of the past.

Precisely.

The updated list: Chairman of Ownership Group: Mark Chipman (honorary, Mark didn't play hockey at UND, he played football at UND) Coach: Hakstol F: Oshie, Toews, N Schmaltz, Nelson, Johnson, Parise, Jost, Rowney, Zajac, Boeser D: J Schmaltz, Forbort, Ladue, Stetcher G: Dell

So does that say more about NDSU or the state of the B1G?

The updated list: Hakstol F: Oshie, Toews, N Schmaltz, Nelson, Johnson, Parise, Jost, Rowney, Zajac, D: J Schmaltz, Forbort, Ladue, G: Dell It seems Caggiula and Stafford are yet to appear (unless I missed it somewhere).

Dell played! Woo-hoo! We have a goalie! Did both Forbort and Ladue suit up and play?

I can't take anything seriously that ends in "SU".

Way to walk the middle ground. Are they running for office some day?

Dave Hakstol respected Doug Bergum before it was cool.

So does that mean if you give Doug "the bird" you're respecting his declaration?

I'd rather talk about Measure 1. It's a fine idea (ethics in government, more donation reporting) but one section of it is unethical. I say that because Measure 1 includes a supremacy clause which means it would override every other law in the state including our North Dakota State Constitution. Nope. No thanks. Take out the supremacy clause and we'll talk. But with a supremacy clause in there Measure 1 is a flat "NO" for me.

What is this "roll of film" and "developed" of which you speak? Just get the pics off the memory card already.

They need to evict that third period sleepy-sleepy-monster that seems to live on their bench. If anything when 35 went in it should've woke them up. Here's hoping that was a hard, hard lesson they had to learn first hand.

Welcome to the 2018-19 Edition of the All UND-in-the-NHL Team. To be eligible to be listed the player must have appeared in one NHL game during the 2018-19 season and have played college hockey for the University of North Dakota. Help me fill out this roster. I know we had a full game day roster last year. Coach: Dave Hakstol (last night @VGK) Players I know so far: Oshie, Toews, N Schmaltz, Nelson, Johnson, J Schmaltz, Parise, Jost

Um ... what'll that "bottomless" soda or popcorn cost?

Simple math?

That's a pretty reasoned take.

Eller scores (7-0). Eller takes another shot past Rat. Rat comes after him with no provocation and gives Eller an obvious, bleeding, head wound in the concussion era. Over and under on Rat's suspension: 3.5 games.

I'm guessing Ethan needs to show it for a full season beyond the MSHSL level to move up a level.

Are we sure Mauer is done, or just done as a Twins player. He could still be serviceable as a LH bat off the bench and defensive replacement at first. And it's never bad to have an emergency catcher.

SLC is a Delta hub.

Idaho State is 3-1 with their only loss to Cal. Yeah, one win is over a DII. If they keep playing the way they are I could see them at 7-4. https://www.masseyratings.com/team.php?t=3421&s=300937