The Sicatoka

And the peanut butter and thin mints.

No, he takes it to the house! Which house? The same house a DB takes it to when they return an interception for touchdown. Whole bunch of stuff at that house.

Higher seed? Higher bid? UNI because of #QualityLosses? UMD because of Covid forfeit protocols?

Oldest Joke Known To Man: Q: How do you keep a bunch of jamokes in suspense? A: @franchisewill tell us tomorrow. PS: Everyone note frachise's location.

Not probably.

Immediate gratification takes too long.

Taylor Chorney is retiring from professional hockey.

The defenseman names Schlossman was willing to print: Tim Theocharidis, Bowling Green -- Committed to Arizona State. Griffin Mendel, Denver Tommy Miller, Michigan State* Benton Maass, New Hampshire Chris Jandric, Alaska Fairbanks Christian Evers, Vermont *Of course Schloss mentioned his sister Margot played at UND.

Bubs is having the Smith Barney logo put onto his office door.

Free agency in college hockey.

If we are to believe Schlossman (and other than Bubs who else is there?) ... Forwards: Portz Schmaltz Ford (BGSU portal) _______ <- Bowen, Kunz, Constantini (for any of the blanks)? _______ _______ <- slot added because Blaisdell is in the portal; his name may go back in there or not Defense: Bast, L _______ <- Morrow? _______ <- Johnson? _______ <- Portal Guy? Goaltender: Johnson, K _______ <- best guess is Driscoll, then Thome, then Kraws

Is it a name from Schlossman's article? (I have my guess.)

Sophomore. Career line: 51 games, 2-14-16 The opportunity was there. We've seen this pattern before. Sophomores like that don't tend to become juniors.

I said "Portal Guy" ... and Feeney and Johnson.

Original it is!

And because you, gf, first broached the subject.

The only surprising part of that is "no seniors ... back". There are really only three starting goalies left in the portal (to my knowledge): Thome, Driscoll, and Kraws. The no seniors back says it's Driscoll or Kraws. But it also says it might be "Portal Guy", Harrison Feeney, and Kaleb Johnson as the the goalies. Ford coming in from BGSU actually makes me comfortable at forward. The team needed a center and they got it. Ford plus four freshmen is workable; but, if there is the right portal forward available you look. No seniors also means four new faces on defense. That's scary unless Moore vastly improves in the defensive end or one of the new four is a Portal. With the announcement of Ford, I'd say the portal priorities in order are: goaltender, defenseman, the right forward (don't settle, go with a recruit otherwise)

Which one? 42nd Street or The Original on University?

Cruikshank's twitter is unchanged since April 3 when he said still undecided.

Everyone please hold your cards; we believe we have a good bingo.

Now that we've visited Boston ... the 2021-22 roster problem remains: Forwards: Portz Schmaltz Ford (xfer from BGSU) _______ _______ Defense: Bast, L _______ _______ _______ Goalie: Johnson, K _______

Boston? Ride the "Christmas colors" T routes* any time; the other routes only in daylight. That's from some BU grads I know. Worked when I visited there. Green goes through BU to BC; Red goes over the 'Chahs' to 'Hahvid'. https://www.mbta.com/schedules/subway *Red and Green

(Words here about Ed Belfour talking about 12" wide pipes tonight.)