The Sicatoka

HOLY COW !!!

Shouldn't you be worrying about losing to purple kitties?

Masterfully played.

I feel like I'm repeating myself: North Stars? You mean the state motto of ... Minnesota? Southern Utah is the Thunderbirds. And then say Thunderbirds and then that "thundering herd" thing. Too close; too confusing.

I thought he'd mugged Dale Lennon.

And the congregations all says, "AMEN! Preach on Brother Bin!"

Uh ... I'm sure opposing fans would have a lot of fun with our womens teams ... PS - As soon as UND does this a colony of squatch ... squatches? squaters? squatchi? squish? ... will actually be found and will declare the moniker hostile and abusive.

It grew in a week a little over $10 million ... I'm guess that's primarily the Hamm/Continental donation for engineering.

Yes, I've known sophomores and juniors on the hockey team to live in Walsh. And yes, word spread pretty quickly when there are emergency vehicles outside (and cops inside) Walsh Hall. "dogs", please remember that what the Herald article says is fractionally true, what the police report says is fractionally true, what you heard from your sources is fractionally true. Rather than trying to piece together the whole story from all the fractions I'll trust Brian Faison. He dropped the hammer on four captains and three other players. Faison tapped the whole team with his hammer too. I'm going to believe Faison didn't accidentally miss Forbort.

3 charges of No driver's license in possession 2 charges of Vehicle with window tint not to be used 1 charge of No seat belt 1 charge of No vehicle registration and 1 charge (class A misdemeanor) Voter fraud And then there's the "locker room thing" that got him off the team for a year.

Please don't tell me that's the standard NDSU hopes to achieve.

When did "they" gather in the hallway? There's no timeline given other than the series of events starting about 8 pm. And there's nothing about being "summoned". It says "they" (who is "they" because the article doesn't define it) gathered to see what was happening. Forbort is 20. He talked directly to a cop. Think about that and then think that he didn't get cited for minor consuming like the freshmen did.

Again, no go. Why? There's the former "North Dakota Agricultural College" that uses that "thunder" term to refer to their teams, as in "thundering herd".

From the Herald article:

From the Attorney General's web site: http://www.ag.nd.gov/documents/09-26-12.pdf

A full compliment of skaters on the ice ... oh, ... wait, ... I'll still be waiting for a couple games.

It's no longer about getting a buzz. Today it seems it's all about the fastest path to obliteration and there's no way that can be good for anyone. The following links are not for the faint of heart. http://www.dailymail...quick-buzz.html http://www.huffingto..._n_1092594.html And now to the University of Tennessee where a person hit a blood alcohol level 5x the limit to drive. How? Don't ask ... http://www.huffingto..._hp_ref=college I'm not saying any of that ill-advised non-sense happened here. I'm trying to show the older-than-college-aged folks that the attitudes toward consumption have vastly changed since "back in your day", and not for the better or safer.

C'mon. Seriously. Everyone knows Tate's a winger.

Why was Faison called? I can't tell you I'm 100% positive about this, but I suspect it has to do with the concept of in loco parentis. Faison works directly for the campus executive and as such has a higher level of university authority and responsibility than any coach or faculty member, and assumably may act as "the university" when "in loco parentis" situations arise. In a similar situation with a non-athlete I speculate that UPD would call Lori Reesor (see same link).

I wondered that also, but I'm guessing that must be UPD policy (because we know cops love following policy). I'd guess some VP wonk for student affairs or such from Twamley. I read it as the paramedics were already on scene. You noticed that too ...

So, has anyone tallied up the total damage from this soiree yet?

And if the unspeakable would've happened to one of the guys you'd be out there wondering where were the RAs looking out for them.

Yes, you started it in Post #31 of this thread. I'm ending it here.

Lose the politics or take a vacation.

You seem to enjoy continually assuming the glass is empty ... and cracked.