Jokes, Puns, and general Good Humor

[The Sicatoka]

We need more laughs in life. 

[The Sicatoka]

Supposedly Harry and Meghan contacted the Vancouver Canucks and Winnipeg Jets about how it is to live in Canada ... without a title.      

[Siouxphan27]

6 minutes ago, The Sicatoka said:

Supposedly Harry and Meghan contacted the Vancouver Canucks and Winnipeg Jets about how it is to live in Canada ... without a title.      

They will need to get used to living without Sussex....

[LuvHockey]

[sioux rube]

[MoSiouxFan]

Two old codgers were sitting on a park bench one morning, and one of them said " my wife asked me what I was going to do today" and I said "nothing."  She said "but that's what you did yesterday" and I said "yeah, but I wasn't finished yet."

[The Sicatoka]

I heard (herd?) a bunch of cow jokes over the weekend ... but I don't want to milk them. 

[Old Fella]

Went golfing with 2 of my old buddies.

Game finished coming of the course.

Me:  'Was windy today'

Buddy 1:  'No,it's Thursday'

Buddy 2: 'So am I, let's go have a beer.

[MoSiouxFan]

 A guy was walking up the street and he came to a house with a sign in front of it that said "Talking Dog For Sale."  Intrigued, he decided to go in and he asked the dog if he'd lead a useful life, and the dog said that he'd lead a very meaningful life; he said that  he lived in the Alps and helped rescue people from avalanches, then he served his country in Iraq, and now he spends his days reading to the residents of a retirement home.  Flabbergasted, the man asked the owner of the dog why he'd ever sell a dog like that, and the owner said because the dog's a liar, he's never done any of those things.