more from vegasgopher on gpl:
Ok, let me see if I have this straight about the current state of gopher hockey?-we are the 4th best program in the BIG, at best -we are the 4th best program in the state, at best-our building is half full on most nights, at best. Unless we are playing a rival and then they outnumber us-for our 2 biggest rivalry weekends of the year we can't even get a band to play. Enrollment is over 50,000 and alumni number in the millions -we lost the national championship game to Union, I'll say it again Union-our coach is wearing fancier clothes now than when he coached for Jan Brady state-not enough Minnesotans, 1st rounders, players over 22 years old, not enough Canadians, too many from Edina/ sw metro-the Olympic size sheet we've played on forever is now too big and everyone just skates around us and laughs -ticket prices are too high and beer hasn't helped -mini donuts are missed more than wins (tongue firmly in cheek)-Minnesota is now a football school
And the reply is: Nailed it!