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Normally when a player skates a long shift, it's selfish. But when Robert Morris stays on the ice for 60 minutes, it's OK because he doesn't have any teammates.

Also, he must have been the number one recruiting class the year he started, what with his immense versatility and stamina.

This could spawn a whole list of Chuck Norrisism's. I'll start:

Robert Morris is so good he assists on his own goals.

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This could spawn a whole list of Chuck Norrisism's. I'll start:

Robert Morris is so good he assists on his own goals.

Robert Morris plays with himself.

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When Robert Morris soils himself after the thrashing tonight, he has to change his own poopy diaper.

What was it you were saying about Canadian arrogance? Just saying.

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What was it you were saying about Canadian arrogance? Just saying.

Hahahahah, that is old news now buddy. World Juniors are over and the real hockey has started up again. I was simply continuing a joke on here.

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