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Answer Guy 10/13


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Thank you, I didn't know any of this was happening. Instead of AnswerGuy, it should be Mr. Obvious. Thanks for staying classy SS.

I forgot how these rules work for bison fans. Smack is only acceptable if it is bison fans making fun of the Sioux. If it goes the other direction than it is lack of class. Thanks for clearing that up for us.

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I enjoy the Answer Guy...... :D

TOTALLY not suprised satire goes completely OVER those idiots heads...ugghhh! They did actually go a college right? With classes? AND other things that might expand knowledge?:ohmy: And understand a literary device that....oh F*CK IT! They're just morons!

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My feeble attempt to fill in for the one and only Answer Guy. Hope you have as much fun listening to it as I did writing it.

I want my, I want my coaching change!

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way they do it

They play their football at the FKD* (*Fabulous Kleinsasser Dome)

That ain't winnin', that's the way they do it

Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..

Now that ain't winnin', that's the way they milk it

Let me tell ya, the donors are dumb

Chapman got Paulsen under his little finger,

Chapman got the board under his thumb

We get to broadcast microwave TV!

Chapman mansion, delivered!

We got to bilk these...big donators!

Family trip to Washington DC!

The little QB with the pressure and the full ride...

Yeah, buddy, that's his blonde hair

That lil' Mohler with the two-inch rap sheet..

That lil' Mohler he will take us there!

We get to promote microwave broadcasts!

Chapman mansion, delivered!

We got to bilk these...big donators!

We got to sell these empty blue seats...

We get to promote microwave broadcasts!

Chapman mansion, delivered!

We got to bilk these...big donators!

We got to sell these empty blue seats...

Look at that! Pen-al-ty!

I should've learned to run the veer...

I should've learned to make that pitch...

Look at that cheerleader, she got it stickin' in out on YouTube

Man can I have some?

And Bohl's down there, what's that, Kelly noises?

Smilin' for the TV like he's Mr. Clean?

Oh, that ain't winnin', that's the way they do it

Got your mansion for nothin' and your trip for free...

We get to broadcast microwave TV!

Chapman mansion, delivered!

We got to bilk these...big donators!

We get to sell these empty blue seats....!

Listen here! Heitkamp ain't workin!

That's the way ya' do it!

Ya' make the schedule like it's easy street!

Now that ain't winnin', that's the way ya do it!

Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..

Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..!

Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..!

Scholies for nothin' and the hooch for free..!

I want my, I want my, I want my coaching change!

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