Siouxphan27

I heard a rumor we might go back to leather helmets next year.

After a year like this I don't think the thought of tougher competition in a couple years is going to get on the fence people or first time season ticket holders excited.

How about S.O.S. Could stand for a few different things...

Very disappointing but not unexpected. We've witnessed 4 years of the most predictable offense in D1 football. '15 and '16 were successful years thanks to the defense and in spite of the offensive game plan. '17 proved that you can dominate time of possession and still get your ass kicked. Above average is the ceiling as long as Rudolph is here. Here's to being content with maybe making the playoffs every once and awhile. yay. go team.

Maybe the only plan for change is to hire a team proctologist. #buttinjuries

My grandma confuses our new logo with the dove on the front of the Portals of Prayer daily devotional.

He's been bringing his horseshit spiced honey mead wine every football Saturday for 4 years now. Pit of misery indeed....

one thing that'll never happen down, one more to go, starting today at 1pm.

And I'd like Kate Upton to stop by and give me a fun, wide-open evening filled with games.

Should rename it the In too deep.

As we slow the game down to a crawl the opposing DC and his linebackers can spread out a blanket and have a picnic between plays as they decide what is the optimal personnel and strategy for the upcoming play. Our hope is to bore them into defeat.

The cover #2?

Right now we prefer to run a bowel movement offense.

89 plays in 20 minutes time of possession we had 61 plays in 40 minutes. I don't think I'll ever understand the slow it down, no rhythm, plodding approach allowing no room for error this regime is intent on running.

We dominated TOP so all's good.

Kevin Spacey = Bi son.

They should definitely go FBS.

I guess the Bell doesn't toll for thee after all.

Maybe they never throw the ball in practice? Just run dive plays for two hours with the plan of running out the clock and winning 2-0? for the life of me I cannot see anyone putting BH ahead of Zim just based on throwing alone. Maybe BH had everything else on him, but isn't throwing the ball kinda important for the position?

Dasher dancer prancer vixen comet Cupid Donner Blitzen would all be an upgrade.

So has Rudolph been working for free?

Do they sell those at Conlins?

Is Rudolph listed as questionable as per usual?

I'm surprised our exciting, creative, effective offensive scheme hasn't brought in more blue chippers.

No. I was just trying to give you something to do other than being a prick on siouxsports.