Dear President Kelley,
If you are looking for a personal driver around the greater Grand Cities area, I may be willing to take an alma mater discount of 80K / year (fully benefitted with UND employee benefits of course).
My qualifications include: only 1 speeding ticket since graduation of college (due to simple misunderstanding); experience driving a wide range of vehicles from something as powerless as golf carts and PT Cruisers all the way up to grain trucks; I recently purchased an ambulance I am willing to renovate to accommodate transporting groups; I'll do accents; extensive knowledge of Highway 2 across the entire state; I have a Spotify account and IHeartRadio account, so I have access to a wide variety of audio entertainment; I also change my oil.
Now that I have your attention, here are some requests I have after you search determines I am best qualified for this role. I'd prefer not to wear too much black as your chauffeur. It's cliche and washes out my complexion. Also, I'd prefer to not to wear a driving hat with my head shape.
Sincerely yours,