I cannot wait to join "the valley" and instantly have every built-in excuse readily available.
"Alright class, put your listen ears on - it's 'the valley' talking point day. Repeat after me:
Meat Grinder
Cannabilism
Curb Stomp
The Valley
No Bad Teams
Beat Each Other Up
UNI is a Top 10 team
The Valley
Low Scoring Games = Great Defense
High Scoring Games = High-Powered Offense
The Valley
UNI is better than their record
Missouri State would win many conferences
THE VALLEY
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"Now go off and spread the word my children!"