MafiaMan

Tyler Nanne done at Minnesota - for all the griping from Gopher fans about 24 year old Canadian kids on North Dakota’s roster...

Well, how could you not have faith in Andrew Zimmern and his Minnesota Gopher football jersey yesterday? Don’t panic, Minnesota, just “row the boat,” I guess!

I always love that level of Monday morning quarterbacking...I’m sure Biden could have fielded a better team than the Kansas City Chiefs, too. Media: “you’re damn right he could have!”

Hopefully they’ll also pick up on known lib Rosanna Arquette blaming the virus on... ...wait for it... ...Israel. https://www.dailywire.com/news/actress-rosanna-arquette-issues-vicious-tweet-jewish-conspiracy-behind-coronavirus

Absolutely hilarious movies. I still remember the joke about the never-filled fourth episode, due out after OJ Simpson went to trial: The Naked Gun 4 1/4: Nordberg Gets the Chair

SiouxSports.com: “Hey, how about a black banner to recognize what could have been this season?” Someone working at the Sioux Shop during lunch hour on Monday: “Hey, boss, I just thought of a GREAT idea!”

Was that the semi-final 3-0 Gophers when it looked like all hope was lost?

Great story. Thank you for sharing it. 10 years...yikes.

Like, oh, for example, that travel ban from China to the US? https://nypost.com/2020/03/01/criticisms-of-trumps-coronavirus-response-are-sickening-devine/

Unnamed sources tell me that not calling it the "Wuhan Virus" would have done plenty in the way of stopping its spread.

#nowdoabortion

Well, no problem. I’ll just grab some Monopoly money and head out to the grocery store to stock up on a few things, then I’m all set!

Can’t be too cautious these days!

I apologize I didn’t realize you were in Germany.

They’re not? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mystateline.com/news/national/tennessee-brothers-taking-heat-for-buying-17000-bottles-of-hand-sanitizer-amazon-pulls-sales/amp/

Cuomo did a good job with the explanation - the problem is most people won’t get past the headline...

Well, it’s “Newsweek,” so that probably says it all right there...

So Trump should call in the US military to deliver the secret government stash of hand sanitizer stored at Area 51 to airports?

That 82 year old victim in New York...hard to blame coronavirus when she suffered from advanced emphysema, but it feeds into the panic, so roll with the story!

I certainly won’t expect more than 5-6 people to show up, LOL, but I’m always up for an excuse for a Cheese Hogg!

Is anyone still coming to St Paul next weekend?

Cancel the girls and boys state basketball tournaments immediately! Kids: "Can we go to the Mall of America?" Parents: "SURE! What else are we gonna do?"

Oof. Too young, Oxbow, too young. ALS is an awful, AWFUl disease. I'm sorry to hear of this. As for the coronavirus impact, God help us all. I think the tipping point has already occurred in terms of panic. I can't keep up with my customers cancelling orders today.

I dunno, boys...Canisius College is going to be raising an asterisk banner too as they feel they were gonna go on a major run and win the whole thing.

So where do you hit the reset button? Do you not play any games next fall/winter and just pick up the NCHC tournament first round come next March? I don't have the answer either, but this season looks like it'll be a nice big * in the scorecard of sports history everywhere.