MafiaMan

Why stop there? Could be BILLIONS!

Well, he may not be a processing plant expert, but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. “Trust the science” or something like that, right?

Right on. According to the model, there are probably...(checks notes)...490,000 unreported cases, right?

OK, hopefully I counted this correctly. I have 11 hats staying in Fargo for pickup: @Tbone - 2 black @fightingstew - 1 personalized black @Fader - 1 black 1 grey 1 green @SiouxFan100 - 1 black 1 green @streetsahead - 1 black @NDSU82 - 1 green 1 grey The rest are being boxed up and shipped to me.

Just think, had that Republican witch of a governor just shut down the entire state for a month, 1 or 2 of those 6 people might still be alive today.

I’m curious as to how long you think it would take before riots and looting occur in major cities when people can’t get a pound of hamburger or a loaf of bread...six months? Six weeks? I give it about six days.

So, dynato, at what point should Burgum activate the National Guard to round up the proletariat in Fargo, turn the larger homes in the area into “the people’s houses” and make any residence larger than 3BR’s an apartment building...housing 30 people each?

Brutal. I can only imagine if Forum owned the Ann Arbor Daily News, they’d probably hire a reporter for something called the “Buckeye Beat.”

HATS ARE DONE! I will be going over the list of Fargo pick-up vs being shipped to me in Wisconsin. If you want to avoid being charged extra for shipping and want your hat left in Fargo, let me know!

Stay in your lane, comrade! Next thing you know, your cell phone data will be tracked to trace your movement. Oh, wait...

I suppose they would have demanded some snazzy new banners be covered up...

Born to parents with no jobs...

Rumor has it that Ciskie took him out for a burger at Grandma’s and made his UMD pitch...but then DrunkHockeyGuy puked all over his lap and Tychonick decided Omaha was a better fit.

I would have suggested moving the Frozen Four to Engelstad Arena. Problem solved.

Clearly, these stats show that we need to ban ice cream sales nationwide until further notice until it can be deemed brain-freeze free and not harm anyone.

I am not belittling your situation in New York, keikla, but some perspective is needed in North Dakota. I am sorry for your co-workers’ loss. My parents are 75 and my dad is on oxygen full-time. This is a death sentence for him should he catch it. However, they have already told me that if this drags on for months, they will fully expect that their young grandkids come visit them and give them some hugs, coronavirus be damned.

I believe the same number of victims in ND died from coronavirus the other day as did those driving a tractor and being rear-ended by a semi-truck...

OK, so what happens when she runs out again this weekend?

That would be Jon Casey.

Most folks at least know where the Air Force Academy is...

I hope this makes up for their loss to...(checks notes)...American International College.

By all means, continue this via PM, Old Fella.

As I suspected, you wouldn’t have the guts to PM me your real thoughts. Don’t worry, I won’t scream at the sky in protest of your PM, I’ll be fine. You have a personal bone to pick with me, knock yourself out. I’ll await your message.

Blah blah blah. Feel free to take this to PM, old timer. I don’t want to bore others here with your petty sniping at me.

You do that.