MafiaMan

Well, to be fair, we didn’t bother with up-to-the-second numbers then because a Democrat occupied the White House and reporters were too busy asking him hard-hitting questions about who he had in his men’s and women’s NCAA March Madness Final Four brackets...

Joe Biden: “We must be fearful of COVID because it’s the apocalypse.” Also Joe Biden: “Are there any black people who can help take care of me while I am in my bunker?” BuT TrUmp is RAcISt!

Democrats: “Trump’s a meanie!” Also Democrats: “Did you hear Biden tell Trump to shut up? It was awesome!”

Well, as usual, it’s Wilbur’s fault!

The thread is literally NON-UND hockey...

Anonymous sources...”THAT RAT B*ST*RD TRUMP!” Biden on video...“it was a joke.”

“my” Social Security and Medicare. Yes, you paid for both of those yourself.

Walz said the Minnesota models predicted 74,000 in Minnesota alone. Is that “scientist” still collecting a state paycheck?

Four anonymous sources...former frat house brothers of Adam Schiff.

So Hunter Biden received a $3.5 million wire transfer from the wife of the former Mayor of Moscow and all Papa Joe can say about it is, “BUT COVID!”?

Tim Walz in March: “Two weeks to flatten the curve...” Radio ad (from a business) on KQRS this morning: “As we navigate our way in this ‘new normal’way of life,”...

Dude, what the eff are you trying to say here?

Says the guy who is convinced a few Facebook ads convinced millions of Americans in the Midwest to vote for Trump in 2016. The 1980’s called, Mitt, they want their foreign policy back. If you need me, I’ll be over here bundling up pallets of cash for Iran and studying my March Madness bracket for my appearance on ESPN!

“Disturbingly realistic fake video...” you know what else was disturbingly realistic and fake to me? Freddy Krueger and Aliens. Forget face coverings for COVID...we need to “mask up” to prevent the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Worked up over a small amount of Ricin being mailed to the President? You do realize how deadly that stuff is, right?

Democrats: “WE ARE UNITED AGAINST GERRYMANDERING!” Also Democrats: Let’s amend the Constitution to allow for population density and we can obtain unlimited power forever!

With a pen and a phone, right?

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

Isn’t it moderate Democrat singular at this point?

Wait, so the party that wants to scrap the Constitution as we know it and start over is PRO-USA?

You openly chastised Mitch McConnell for something that Harry Reid did, but I am a conspiracy guy? Seek some professional help.

“Elections have consequences.”

Oh, I see, just a simple “mistake.”

“Fake news.” Like your line about McConnell pushing the 51 votes needed for Supreme Court justice approval?

My broomball team is called Red Army and we wear CCCP jerseys. Have since the Obama administration. Speaking of #44, the 1980’s called and they want their foreign policy back. Remember when the media and Obama yukked it up over that “zinger” on Mitt Romney in the debate? If Russia was a thread, that means the Obama administration was asleep at the wheel! Your Trump Derangement Syndrome level is reading a bit high this morning. Hey, if Biden is elected, can he get some more Ukrainian son of a b*tch prosecutors fired for investigating his cronies? Asking for a friend of mine named Hunter...