MafiaMan

Their urns booked a plane ticket today on Spirit...coach for only $59 each round trip!

I could not be more disappointed in my dead grandparents for having voted for Biden/Harris not only in Minnesota, but in Wisconsin and Michigan too!

So Republicans are mobilizing and rioting in the streets today? Our “news media” folks behind the teleprompters are crying on the air?

2016: “RESIST!” and “NOT MY PRESIDENT!” 2020: “We need to come together and heal.” What changed?

Acosta: “Are you a sore loser?” Oh, Jim, I cannot wait to hear your questions for Biden. ”Mr President, what is your favorite face mask, the Dart Vader one or the Muppets one?” ”Mr President, who is your pick to win the Super Bowl?” ”Mr President, did you have Captain Crunch for breakfast and if so, did you use 2% or skim milk?”

I think it’s high time we identify these Republican voters, round them up, and send them off to mental health facilities for an examination. I’m @Hayduke1 and I approve this message.

No worries here, Hayduke1. We’ll ALL be wearing them come January 21st...or else we can expect to hauled away in a squad car. National mask mandate, here we come! Hopefully Biden can figure out how to warm up all the homes this winter for those folks in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota who helped get him into office...might be some buyer’s remorse on those -20 degree nights when the heat’s off.

I hear @Hayduke1 is on a short list of potential appointees to head Biden’s re-education camps...should be a good time, my bags are already packed!

Tell me more about this “blue wave” rolling in. I was told by our beloved friends in the media that the House was likely be 435-0 in favor of Democrats, the Senate would turn blue, and Biden was going to win the Presidential election in a landslide...

Well, it will be interesting to see what happens in the next two weeks as many Republicans were busy attending “superspreader” events, er, voting, two days ago...

El. Oh. El. After the big production he and the national news media made about it? NOW, it’s a riot and not a “peaceful protest?” Democrats in Oregon got what they wanted - enjoy your socialist utopia!

Must be all those right-wing agitators causing trouble again in Portland...

January 20th: Biden takes office. We’ll then see 1 of 2 things happen: 1). That “national mask mandate” comes to fruition. or 2). Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, California, New York, etc. all magically find a way to reopen their states up.

You do you, justice warrior!

Democrats: We need to restore civility to our government. Also Democrats (like Hawaii’s finest): “Hell no.”

Awful. Welcome to the National Basketball Association of the National Hockey League.

Thank you for taking Adam Gase off of our hands. Sincerely, A Miami Dolphins Fan

@Hayduke1 Speaking of treasonous, any comment on baby boy Hunter’s dealings with Burisma?

The only way to truly eradicate COVID-19 from the USA is implementing a total lockdown of our society, stopping ACB from being confirmed to the Supreme Court, and enacting a Green New Deal.

Will you pack the Supreme Court? Joe has been clear...VOTE. Who is your pick to win the World Series? I like bananas on my waffles!

I hope you stock up on plenty of firewood for that stove this winter. You’ll need it...along with some masks and SPAM.

Early March? You mean early March when Trump was ignoring how bad things were and Democrats were telling him to mask up the country and lock it down?

Jane Fonda: “COVID is God’s gift to the left.”

Be sure to pull your mask up over your mouth and nose in between keystrokes

I’m sorry, but your Trump Derangement Syndrome diagnosis is clearly terminal. 0% chance of survival.