MafiaMan

I have a few extras...

@sioux24/7 - I may be in Grand Forks in July - we’ll chat.

I did order a few extra hats if anyone is interested - black and grey styles.

@SIOUXELEVENS and @Fetch - your hats are in the mail and due to arrive on Monday. @SiouxSherm94 - ?????

When did the schools merge?

8 people dead in Memorial Day weekend traffic accidents in Minnesota. Better shut down the state highway and interstate system for two weeks to flatten the curve.

We’re close to 74,000 dead now in Minnesota, right? How is that “clinical data” working out for Tim Walz?

Pop quiz: What was the Des Lacs nickname before merging with the Burlington Lakers?

The Mohall Yellowjackets are done!

Well, that’s enough for me! Let’s keep the nation shut down for a full year to “err on the side of caution.”

Called it!

Really sad to hear this news...

Well, that would require an hour drive north of Fargo, so, yea...

Now imagine Trump doing the same thing...and the subsequent outrage from the media.

I’m still making some fix-it’s on that one.

Do you have an old yearbook photo you can get me? I’d also need some school colors. Other suggestions included the Lefor Leopards, Sentinel Butte Sentinels, and Amidon Rangers.

Has the media spotted Trump out and about wearing white clothing before Memorial Day officially opens the white-wear season? I’ve been watching MSNBC carefully for breaking news updates! But, hey, nice to see Chris Cuomo breaking out the giant COVID-19 swab for some giggles and laughter while interviewing his brother the other day. Now THAT’s some outstanding journalism right there!

CNN headline: TRUMP RESPONSIBLE FOR 81% OF CANADA’S CORONAVIRUS DEATHS!

I am waiting to hear if 3 folks in GF all within 4.9 miles of each other want their deliveries separate or if they wish to save on some postage and have them sent to one location. @SiouxSherm94 has not responded as of today.

To translate: Republicans lack empathy! Also: HA HA! A Catholic priest got coronavirus!

Illinois Governor Pritzker: It’s not safe for Illinois residents to go to church! Also Illinois Governor Pritzker: It is safe, however, for the construction crew I hired to go across state lines and build my horse mansion in Wisconsin.

Tolley Tigers and Sherwood Wildcats have been posted!

Shut your pie-hole, UND1983. Your [insert state governor’s name here] is just trying to save your life.

The Rhame Pirates are done. Any new suggestions?

You would criticize him if he drank two cans of Coca-Cola today...