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Chris Porter seeing some ice time with St Louis tonight ... 12 shifts, couple hits, didn't figure in the scoring.

The first Mariucci sellout? Not Wisconsin, but North Dakota.

THAT whole place is hostile and abusive.

Ryan Duncan CAN find The Spot, even in a pool.

I was born in Northwood, and have a lot of relatives and friends living there. Thankfully, for an EF3 or EF4 tornado, loss of life and injuries seem to be about as good as can be feared for a storm of that magnitude. Saw some pix of a family house and the really annoying thing is that mud blew into everything. Water dries up, trees can be chainsawed but mud has to be scraped off ... long process. Once they open up the town, and for a while now, there will be need for cleanup help. Maybe Wednesday?

David Toews joins the Fighting Sioux in 2008 http://www.grandforksherald.com/articles/i...;section=Sports

I'll bet money they do a throwback for the 2008-2009 season, which is the 50th anniversary of the first National Championship for UND hockey. Might make a little less likely for this season...

When Dave Hakstol goes to a little league game, NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, yells at the umpires.

General Zod kneels before Joe Finley.

More CCHA draftees (26) than WCHA (25). More top-end talent moving their way (esp Notre Dame)? or is it the CCHA style of play (more grind it than WCHA) ...? or just that they have 12 teams vs 10?

All the NHL GM's are a lot stupider than they were last year, the year before, and the year before the year before.

Wanna see how fast Oshie can skate around the rink? [0.1 second pause] Wanna see it again?

So, Ottawa will be looking to add goons to their team. That's good news for next year's Sioux ...

If you go to the BC-NE weekend, I would highly recommend renting a car and cruising up north (VT, NH, ME) for a fall leaf tour. It is stunningly beautiful up there that time of year.

... and Cary Eades faked a broken leg...

The Earth is safe from asteroids for the next year. Asteroids know if they hurt Ryan Duncan they'd have to deal with the Wrath of Radke.

The Conspiracy would not allow Zach and Jordan on the same team. It just wouldn't be fair to the rest of the league.

Goaltender = Adam Hauser.

Lake of the Woods was formed when TJ Oshie checked Paul Bunyan's butt halfway to Canada.

Joe Finley played football at Edina. He was the offensive line. The whole line.

Sure. Can I have yours?

Fighting Sioux fans are so great, other fans ask Sioux fans for their autographs.

The guys in the Farce have skeletons in their closet. Little rodent skeletons.