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  1. I agree wholeheartedly Whistler. I think Chorney, Duncs and TJ stayings changes the dynamic. Now Jon is weighing staying here with his homeboys against going to get the money that will be there (and the exact same amount!) whether he goes now or a year from now. I'm moving JT staying into the "maybe" column; it's been in the "color him gone" ledger for months.
  2. Yeah, Like Pamela Anderson!
  3. And you give me a hard time for trying to inject logic and reason into threads. This, my boy, is the answer. We need to get this to the GF City Attorney's office immediately. Can you imagine the phone conversation? JToews: Um, Mr. Tallon? This is Jonathan. Toews, sir. From North Dakota. (Blackhawk's GM) Dale Tallon: Yes, Jon. I remember who you are. Ready to sign young man? We're ready to make you the rookie max. And we found some incentives we can include that will knock your socks off Jon. JToews: Um, yes sir. Well, you see, um, there's something that's come up sir. Here in Grand Forks. Tallon: What is it Jon? Do we have to put off the press conference for a couple of days? That's fine. We can set it up for next week sometime. Make sure we have enough time to get the Gulfstream there and to Winnipeg to pick up your folks. JToews: Well sir, it's a bit more complicated than that. Tallon: Complicated? What's going on son? What's this about? JToews: Well sir, you recall that little, um, incident? You know, me and Robbie and TJ. At the bar, sir. You do recall that, don't you? Tallon: Yes, yes, yes Jon. Don't worry about that. Boys will be boys and all that. But what's that got to do with anything Jon? JToews: Well sir. Its all rather strange. In fact, no one seems to recall this ever happening here before, but it seems I can't leave college for a year, sir. Tallon: What's that Jon? I missed that last part. JToews: Sir, it seems I can't leave Grand Forks County except to go to amateur hockey games, sir. Tallon: WHAT!?! WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JON?!? JToews: Sorry sir. You don't need to yell. I can hear you very well. I'm sorry about this. But the law's the law. I can't play for you next year. Not without breaking the law sir. Tallon: What are you saying Jon? What do you mean? JToews: Well, sir. The judge found us guilty sir. Of being minors on the premises sir. And she sentenced TJ and I to one-year of community service, sir. Tallon: So you come down here and give some speeches Jon. We'll parade you through the schools and the youth rinks. You can still sign with us. We'll have the plane there Friday in fact. Tell you folks we'll put you all up on Lakeshore for the weekend. JToews: Well, yes, Mr. Tallon, that'd be nice and all, but this judge sir. She says I can't leave town except to go to an amateur hockey game. You know, like a college game, or a World Juniors game. It's just happened sir. Mr. Tallon. Tallon: You are kidding me, right Jon? This is some kind of late April Fools joke. Do they have April Fools in Canada Jon? Is it on a different day there. You know, like your Thanksgiving is different, right? So this is a joke, right? JToews: Um, well, no sir. It isn't a joke at all. You see the judge, sir. Its all right here in the sentencing order sir. It is official and everything. Tallon: WTF is going on here Jon? Get me the name of that judge young man. I'll get on the phone and get this straightened out RF now. What's the name? You got the phone number there? JToews: Welll sir. I don't know about that. I think I just want to follow the order sir. No disrespect, sir. But this is a judge and all, and well, you know. Its the law, sir. I'll just stay here for next season, and we'll see what happens then. I still am very excited about putting on a Blackhawks sweater sir. I think they're really awesome looking. I'll be there, but just not til next year, sir. Tallon: Jon, we're going to get to the bottom of this. This is utter horses***! Who is this judge? I'll get legal on it, Jon. We'll get this all straightened out real quick. JToews: Well, yes sir. You do what you have to do. But I think I'll just stay here like the judge ordered, sir. Look, Mr. Tallon. I've got to get going here. I've got an Algebra test in the morning and I really have to study for it. I'll talk to you later, sir. And Mr. Tallon? I'm really sorry about this. Tallon: Okay Jon. Like I said, we'll get legal on it. We'll get this fixed up. Don't worry about anything. JToews: Um, yes sir. I'll see you in a year or so. Good bye sir. And good luck in the draft. I can't wait to see who you pick first. I'll talk to you later sir. (Hangs up) JToews (to room full of Fighting Sioux team mates): I think he bought it guys! I'm back!
  4. We all have our jobs to do here Triouxper; your's is to get us back to the Frozen Four. Mine is to turn joyous bubbles of celebration into lead balloons of logic. BTW, welcome back. St. Louis called. They want their freaking arch back.
  5. I don't mean to go all sentimental here, but aren't the announcements these three (and with luck four or five) young men have made this week marvelous indications of the type of people Hak et al have recruited?
  6. All this speculation is intriguing, and makes for great conversation, but looking at the projected line combos here makes me realize what huge holes Porter and Fabian are leaving! Wow! Big changes.
  7. More accurately, I think the team would cease to be the Fighting Sioux if they resorted to the trap. yechhhhhh, I feel dirty just typing the word "trap"
  8. Google it This one has pictures http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/1571/neutrap2.htm
  9. Nice to see the blog with a direct quote from Brian. I certainly hope that puts all this b.s. to rest. OTOH, there's a poster among us who certainly has the official word as to Ottawa's position regarding Brian Lee. I know that poster won't say anything to jeopardize her position of confidence, but perhaps she'll chime on with something. I can't recall this amount of prolonged bad-mouthing of a Fighting Sioux player on these boards; ever. I think most of it
  10. I have a Hopalong Cassidy watch. Think I'll start a freaking thread.
  11. mikejm

    Toews Watch

    I guess the good news out of this chat is that the Hawks want to sign Chris Porter as well!
  12. If this is, indeed, true, I feel badly for Brian, and I am sad that Fighting Sioux "fans" have driven a wonderful young man out of college hockey. I'll not get back on my soapbox about Brian; you all know I think the world of him as a player and as a person. I am horrified, however, if he leaves because of the "fans".
  13. aleah is very connected in this instance. She may not know for sure; heck TJ might not even know for sure. But there is only one other person on this board who has such a connection.
  14. A buncha thoughts: 1. This was a great Fighting Sioux team. They provided me a lot of fun this season. 2. I don't believe BC was the "better team" last night; they did, however, deserve to win the game. They put on as aggressive a forecheck as I've seen all year, and it kept the Sioux bottled up almost the entire second period. My hat is off to the Eagles for their strategy and their execution. 3. The officiating was a little ticky-tack, but that went both ways. 4. I don't really think the Sioux lost their composure late in the game. I think, instead, that they were flat out tired, and got caught out of position and flat of foot. It takes a lot of effort to battle through the forecheck BC had in place, and it showed. 5. Giving up 20 shots in the second was brutal. The Sioux were lucky to have withstood that barrage. Lamoureux
  15. ding ding ding ding!!!!!! i believe we have a winner.
  16. Ummmmmm, I don't think the "something special" whoosh was talking about is gift-wrapped. And the distance will, um, definately be an issue.
  17. IIRC, coaches who's teams make it to the Frozen Four are automatically nominated for the Spencer Penrose award. Just saying.
  18. But he's got a CHAINSAW!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. This is wrong on so many levels....
  20. News from the Barry Melrose department: He picked BC to win it all this morning on ESPN. And the other talking head referred to the Fighting Sioux as "Dane Jackson's..." How nice would it be to know absolutely nothing and make great money proving so...
  21. You seem to have differing opinions on the subject Goon. Rub it in? Or "show some class and respect for the other team".
  22. Amen ira. Well said.
  23. That, sir, is my job!
  24. mikejm

    Hak

    You might find some disagreement with this statement DaveK.
  25. That Zajac has always been an ice hog! Gawd, I wish he'd quit that!!!!!!!
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