I am completely serious. Zach had 7 points in 2 games. He can't do everything, but he came mighty close. He sure as hell was worthy of being the MVP of the tourney, his team losing notwithstanding. And Briggs sure didn't deserve it. He had .885 SV% in two games. That sucks.
If Danny Irmen won, fine. If Ryan Potulny won, fine. If Sally Gopher won, fine. Briggs didn't deserve it though.