The Sicatoka

" ... he's a hockey player ..."

If there was ever a more neurotic team that should meet their Carl Icahn moment it's TOR. I used to think dump 16 and 44 but after the last few days I think it's dump 34 and 44.

Capitals: lower cased Lightning: arrested Islanders: Gilligan'd Jets: Boeing'd

You know why you don't do that? A. You make enemies. B. Someday it might be you.

I'm sure it's some kind of "-ist" in at least a dozen ways, but my car views it as "clean-ist" and "shiny-ist". Car wash and bake sale for the 1883 Collective?

Is Jubenvill going to tear away the "natural born sniper" designator from Matt Greene?

Bubs was his parents' April Fools gift in '65. (See: Wikipedia)

When it comes to NHL commentary and quips, Jordan Schmaltz is the BizNasty of PK Subbans. And that ain't always a compliment.

Lightning: arrested

So you understand the word ‘younger’. And it’s more like 39 months.

Can be ... if done correctly. Requires proper marketing.

If Bubs retired Hak could replace him and UND would have a younger coach.

Hak just finished year one of a three year extension (value unknown). https://www.capfriendly.com/staff/dave-hakstol

Capitals: lower cased

Hak would be a fit in SJS as they look a lot like an expansion franchise right now.

SJS looks a lot like SEA three years ago ... jus' sayin' ...

SEA sets back development plan and goals at least two seasons.

Say what? Former captain.

I'd rather UST be part of the SL and not part of CCHA deal. Better fiscally for SL and no SL makes CCHA less media valuable (no MSP).

Grayden Slipec is more likely to be found on a milk carton than score sheet. https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/603588/grayden-slipec

TV markets. Recruiting. Alumni outreach. UST in SL(H) is good for SL and not so for CCHA.

Summit merging the NCHC might force UST into leaving the CCHA. That hurts the TV value of the CCHA (no MSP).

The NCAA doesn't favor single-sport conferences. You don't get a seat at some tables. B1G gets a seat; ECAC gets a seat; HEA and NCHC do not. The Summit (multi-sport) would solve this. Yes, the NCHC worries they'd be behind BB in the league office but money talks and UND, DU, and UNO hockey have loud voices.

Hot goalie.

Summit: UND, DU, UNO, UST NCHC: UND, DU, UNO CCHA: UST I'd guess it'd be more of a merger or fold-in to get the SL another men's team sport.