The Sicatoka

No worries @MafiaMan. I know when you and @Oxbow6and @burdhear "Boost" you think of restocking this in your pantry.

Bets that Ports lands at SCSU or one of the Minnesota purple teams (StT or MSU-M).

Fishbowl: Pretty sure you can figure out "birdcage" from there.

Anyone else notice all the fishbowls on teams over the weekend? We must be the only all birdcage team in the nation. Where's @geaux_siouxwhen you need him.

The alternate theory to "dollars and slots" would be Warren is looking for a change of scenery.

My assumption would be dollars and slots. They are prioritizing a freshman over a potential returnee.

I hope you are correct.

That was kinda-sorta known when they announced the practice facility going on the north end of The Betty. Page 11 of 25 https://campus.und.edu/facilities-management/_files/docs/2022-master-plan-supplemental-planning/athletics-masterplan-2018.pdf

So he'll start averaging over 210? Nice.

Every time I see another commit somewhere and UND still hasn't landed/announced one, I cringe.

My knock on the D list? Only Palocsik shoots right. With Moore plus five freshmen, we're 5L/1R right now. Only Komzak shoots right. My top two targets would be: - Luke Krys (Brown, Jr) Second Team All-Ivy twice … Captain - Tanner Palocsik (Dartmouth, Sr) ECAC Third team this year, all-Ivy League Second Team as Freshman ... Captain Both shoot right.

XGBoost? You just lost @Oxbow6and @MafiaMan.

We've had past success with former hoop big-men transitioning to TE.

One peanut butter and banana sandwich coming right up! Thank you. Thanyouverymuch.

Ibid. It's a good read.

Rent videos? Shoe repair? Dude, I know why you're missing committee meetings. You're trapped in 1978!

Let this be my formal notice of protest of the continuation of winter. Signed this 88th day of January, 2023.

"Tommy can't throw the deep ball!" Should he? Look at the distribution and completion percentages of NFL QBs. The majority of the passes are under 10 yards. The pros aren't throwing deep, and when they do ... After 10 yards the completion percent of PROS drops to under 50% and after 20 yards is 20%. I'm willing to bet a "heat map" of Tommy Schuster's UND career looks much like that NFL map. And that is smart, smart coaching, smart playing, smart performance on field. Source: https://grantland.com/the-triangle/pass-atlas-a-map-of-where-nfl-quarterbacks-throw-the-ball/ What else am I willing to bet? Danny Freund knows and understands this map better than any of us.

He walked out of a room full of Duluth fans into an empty hallway and the average IQ in each space went down.

You have strange dreams.

Quit bragging about how far ahead of @Oxbow6 you are.

Portal Haiku, by The Sicatoka I need a goalie. Also right shot defensemen, I need two of them.

And even that is giving you credit.

Your analogy, your allegory, makes no recognizable sense. If you mean "hockey stick graph" you're saying this program is in the flat phase before rocketing at an upward trajectory. I don't think you mean that. It wouldn't be you being you. Or are you claiming UND FB is a wooden stick in a land of composite wound carbon fiber. Danny Freund's offense would seem to dispute that. Or are you just upset that UND might have a sport other than FB at the top of the marquee. In that case, well, Don Henley can explain.