Come on people. Read. Breathe. Think.
I put in not one but two ways, each within two posts, of that "press release" to let you know it was an April Fools Day joke.
I mean, I saw through 'jloos' immediately.
Plus, I'd be embarrassed if that was a real press release. Nothin' personal, jloos. (I have a pro, PCM, do all mine. )