How about "The Myth Busters!": Toews, Kozek, and Watkins.
Why "The Myth Busters!"? Because how will Doug Woog be able to comprehend three Canadians, each in their teens, playing for UND?
Of course we have to put together a line of first names that Woog is sure foul up:
Rastislav Spirko
Rylan Kaip, .... and
Mike Prpich.