MafiaMan

Donny, I've heard some whoppers in my day...but this one takes the cake.

The Olympics in Nazi Germany in 1936? No problem. Judges giving low scores to members of countries they are "against"? Happened all the time. "Amateur" athletes who really were members of the army competing in the games? You bet. But how dare the United States women's hockey goalie wear a mask with some words from the Constitution of the United States on it! This cannot be tolerated! http://ingoalmag.com/masks/ioc-rules-force-vetter-change-u-s-olympic-mask/

It's spelled 'memories'. What college did you attend? Maybe you need to watch ESPN's "The Junction Boys" and see how Paul Bryant ran his first team at Texas A&M.

Which of Minnesota's four opponents to start the season would strike fear into the Bison? UNLV? New Mexico State? Western Illinois? Or San Jose State?

I'd concur with that assessment.

Bill Callahan's available.

No motivation to win the first bowl game for Minnesota in the last how many tries? C'mon...

DON'T YOU EVER DISRESPECT ME! I'M THE BEST CORNERBACK IN THE NFL! Justice woul have been the 15 yard penalty imposed and another "Miracle in the Meadowlands" finish to end that game.

How to get a goalie hot? I thought the general rule was no sex on game day?

You talkin' baseball hats?

Win two home playoff games. Win two games at Target Center in front of a predominantly green-clad crowd. Sounds easy enough...

Ouch. A little tough on neonpelican, aren't you? I get lost in jersey numbers all the time and think I have only 2 of those 3 right if I had to guess right now.

Yep, I know. 1/3 of your posts remind everyone here of that. 1/3 say "in Hak we trust." The other 1/3 say something about tolerating mediocrity. Hopefully the 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 math equation didn't overload your brain this morning.

...and almost pulled off a victory over 6-6 Syracuse team in their bowl game!

Well said...if you're a toddler using mommy and daddy's computer for the very first time.

I don't even understand why they are bothering to finish out the season.

Air Force up 3-0 on Sacred Heart.

Circle of sticks! Circle of sticks!

Western wins 2-1. Providence College hammering CC.

But wouldn't Dean's clone anticipate Dean pulling Gothberg at the 4 minute mark and pull his own goalie earlier?

Great skit. I got da Sioux winnin' a hunnerd and turty two ta two. Pretty optimistic of you...ya really tink da Beavers are gonna score two?

Me too.

Western Michigan up 2-1 on St Cloud State...3rd period.

Agreed, but what if a Dean Blais clone was coaching Bemidji State?

Wrong thread, troll.