MafiaMan

Out behind a woodshed in Dinkytown...

Yup yup. Couldn't agree more!

Maybe in your bed...

I prefer the expression "wet the bed" as opposed to that one. Do people actually sh*t the bed?

Nice! And how is Wilbur on the board, LOL? edit: And WTF?

Unlike you, DaveK, I happen to live in the heart of B1G hockey country. I have yet to meet a Gopher hockey fan or Badger hockey fan who feels that the B1G is better than the old WCHA. In fact, most fans are quite apathetic about it. The WCHA Final Five was THE signature event of the hockey year. Now, the B1G has brought playoff hockey back to on-campus sites after disastrous reaults at the X and Joe Louis Arena. Has that made college hockey better - or set it back 20 years? Fiddle all you want...Rome has already burned.

You seriously can't make this stuff up, can you?

Fetch, I just sent you a text. Seems DaveK has swiped your account password and is posting as you.

Pretty much. My theory is that if UND scores more goals than the opposing team, the odds of winning the game increase substantially. I have not approached the coaching staff with this idea just yet - gonna test it out at broomballl in a few weeks and see if it actually works.

Fetch, I've cracked the code: Opponents have been beating North Dakota by scoring more goals than the Hawks.

Especially after MSU jumped from like 200th to 35.

"Yea, guys, I've been...uh...busy...and stuff." Just kidding, Jfr...very nice to see you on the board!

Totally disagree, keikla. It's all fun and games until Berry throws Boeser, Gersich, and Jost out there to "practice" 3x3...and promptly witnesses one of those three crumple to the ice after being slammed into the boards by an opposing player. Would any player or fan have felt better about the weekend after seeing a Hawks goal in the 3x3? Nope.

What does this team need?

Maybe some of the design team will be on-hand to see what their logo looks like on the team jerseys and in the stands? Oh, wait. Never mind.

No - that only happens if they lose to BU.

Mississippi State, doofus.

I was trying to lighten the mood because Michigan and Michigan State are two different schools. Much like UND's performance this weekend, though, the joke bombed.

Totally agree, but I wouldn't call Michigan "bad." The Wolverines deserved a better fate against the Buckeyes yesterday.

Wasn't that just another one of Hakstol's failures?

Says the guy whose avatar for the past ten years on this site had been a selfie with his head buried in his hands...