I'm not sure 8 would be considered "crooked" since it's two ovals or two circles, depending on how you write your numbers, but let's not get bogged down in semantics...
I think you underestimate how much fun it is to ruin someone's season. Michigan State didn't have much to play for tonight either. Heck, neither did Michigan.
+1 for you, but if I could -100 for Target Center, I would. "Hey, buddy, mind paying for a stamp and mailing them to the correct guy yourself? Thanks!"
How about TC giving you complimentary tickets to a Timberwolves game for being honest and calling to inquire about the mix-up?